High Five Bama?

[WoodsmanVol]

I spoke with Nathan (my dog) and my cracked crystal ball. They reminded me what one of you said a good while back. That our five TDs in 2022 against the red algae people would never be repeated. The dog and glass globe assured me that with our WR corps of Thornton, Matthews, McCoy, the albino chipmunk, Brazzell, and just dangerous enough TEs, it will happen.

The dog was especially giddy, kept yapping about the scarlet scum being short-circuited about whom to consistently double cover. The result being that the Brazzell guy will sneak by and get that five scores. I tried to tell them, if that happened at all, it would be the chipmunk, or Matthews on account of their speed. The crystal ball rattled the loose glass inside its sphere. Told me it happens in part because big Keith will come of age and make matters even worse for the crimson slime. They will be in a dayum if you do, dayum if you don't situation.

Rather than continue to argue with them, I put the ball in a cabinet, shut the door. I grabbed and tossed some kid's pet rabbit across the lawn for Nathan to chase. Told the boy to keep that thing out of my garden over and over. Locked myself in my bedroom with a bottle of Jackie and sat down.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

 

[VOLLeeann]

Locked myself in my bedroom with a bottle of Jackie

Genie?

 

[YankeeVol]

 

[Volnanza]

Wasn't that 5 touchdowns caught by one receiver? Jalen Hyatt?

 

[Godfatha]

 

[WoodsmanVol]

Wasn't that 5 touchdowns caught by one receiver? Jalen Hyatt?

Brazzell is one receiver too.

 

[ru4real-really?]

Wasn't that 5 touchdowns caught by one receiver? Jalen Hyatt?

Yep Jalen did exactly that!

 

[GoBigOrange2008]

I thought this was a discussion of average bammer IQ...........

 

[fefe]

Wasn't that 5 touchdowns caught by one receiver? Jalen Hyatt?

The Hy-Five

 

[WeeohdeeWood]

I spoke with Nathan (my dog) and my cracked crystal ball. They reminded me what one of you said a good while back. That our five TDs in 2022 against the red algae people would never be repeated. The dog and glass globe assured me that with our WR corps of Thornton, Matthews, McCoy, the albino chipmunk, Brazzell, and just dangerous enough TEs, it will happen.

The dog was especially giddy, kept yapping about the scarlet scum being short-circuited about whom to consistently double cover. The result being that the Brazzell guy will sneak by and get that five scores. I tried to tell them, if that happened at all, it would be the chipmunk, or Matthews on account of their speed. The crystal ball rattled the loose glass inside its sphere. Told me it happens in part because big Keith will come of age and make matters even worse for the crimson slime. They will be in a dayum if you do, dayum if you don't situation.

Rather than continue to argue with them, I put the ball in a cabinet, shut the door. I grabbed and tossed some kid's pet rabbit across the lawn for Nathan to chase. Told the boy to keep that thing out of my garden over and over. Locked myself in my bedroom with a bottle of Jackie and sat down.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Freak needs to do a better job of screening the VN account applications.

 

[mrredskin]

w.t.f.

 

[barrylee]

No Squirrel White??

 

[volroadwarrior]

I spoke with Nathan (my dog) and my cracked crystal ball. They reminded me what one of you said a good while back. That our five TDs in 2022 against the red algae people would never be repeated. The dog and glass globe assured me that with our WR corps of Thornton, Matthews, McCoy, the albino chipmunk, Brazzell, and just dangerous enough TEs, it will happen.

The dog was especially giddy, kept yapping about the scarlet scum being short-circuited about whom to consistently double cover. The result being that the Brazzell guy will sneak by and get that five scores. I tried to tell them, if that happened at all, it would be the chipmunk, or Matthews on account of their speed. The crystal ball rattled the loose glass inside its sphere. Told me it happens in part because big Keith will come of age and make matters even worse for the crimson slime. They will be in a dayum if you do, dayum if you don't situation.

Rather than continue to argue with them, I put the ball in a cabinet, shut the door. I grabbed and tossed some kid's pet rabbit across the lawn for Nathan to chase. Told the boy to keep that thing out of my garden over and over. Locked myself in my bedroom with a bottle of Jackie and sat down.

I always love high brow poetry with my morning coffee!!!!!!!!!

 

[WoodsmanVol]

No Squirrel White??

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You know that chipmunks are ground squirrels, right? You know that an albino chipmunk is a white ground squirrel, right? Hey! Wait. I figured it out. You probably don't know my tendency for concocting word salads. In this case, served with French's Mustard, and unpeeled Strata spherical croutons.

 

[JRich]

 

[WoodsmanVol]

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