How Do You Spot A Bammer?

[OldVol]

1. They register on a Vol Board the day after Bama wins for only the second time in more than a decade.

2. They continuously degrade the coach, team, and any chance that UT might have of winning championships in the near future. Even though UT has out-rectuited the bammers for 15 years without buying marginal Dlinemen from Memphis.

3. They have an IQ of 63, after graduating from UA.

4. They throw their beer cans in the ditch, instead of in the back of their pickups, like regular good ole' boys.

5. They smell funny.

6. They think the Finebaum show is good journalism.

7. Their mother won't let the dentist pull her last tooth for fear it will hurt her looks.

8. Their family tree doesn't fork.

 

[rwemyss]

Nice ones OldVol. Here's a couple of sure fire ways to piss off a bammer...

1. Call "The University of Alabama" AU.
2. Say "Oh yeah, University of Alabama! That's in Birmingham, right? Go Blazers!!!"
3. Phil Fulmer.

 

[#10_Ainge_#10]

Well for one...most of them are toothless


try this one on for size as well:


attendance for last game at Bryant Denny Stadium-85,000

THREE LAST NAMES!

 

[CSpindizzy]

or a Bama game is the World's Largest Family Reunion....

 

[IBleedOrange24/7]

They have to say "Were Back" every year...(Like someone missed them.)

Tend to call their paternal father, Daddy, pronounced... Dead-ie.

Will, argue, until blue in the face that Lynyrd Skynyrd is from Muscle Shoals, Ala.

Certain times of the month..Females only wear one sock.

At the mention of "Million Dollar Band".....They insist on telling you how much the Football Team costs.

 

[rockydoc]

Actually, and I should know since I unfortunately live in Alabama, they are against UT firing Phil Fulmer in the same perverse way that we wanted UA to keep Mike Dubose as coach forever.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

That's kind of funny when you consider Fulmer's record against Bama.

 

[GAVol]

My thoughts exactly. A Bammer wanting Fulmer to stay is like a mosquito wanting you to keep the bug zapper on your patio.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

My thoughts exactly. A Bammer wanting Fulmer to stay is like a mosquito wanting you to keep the bug zapper on your patio.

:lolabove:

 

[OldVol]

Certain times of the month..Females only wear one sock.

:birgits_giggle: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[QBvol7]

Here's a bammer joke:


Why cant anyone ever figure out a murder mystery in Alerbammer?






Answer: Because everyone has the same DNA and there are flat out no dental records. HA!