I Have Come To A Conclusion On Randy Sanders

[OldVol]

I've spent some time today reading this board and a few others, and I've learned some things about Randy:

1. He is the dumbest dip$hit to ever cross the Tennessee River.
2. He was nothing, I mean nothing as an OC, but Cut was Pop Warner.
3. He was an illegitimate child who was left on Phil Fulmer's doorstep.
4. When he was a QB at Tennessee he didn't even hold the clipboard properly.
5. He dips Brutton Snuf.
6. He has Jockey Itch. (I'd noticed that one)
7. Prior to the Cotton Bowl he turned down the Notre Dame job to stay in Knoxville because he has a punishment complex.
8. He has an eye tic.
9. He wears kevlar in public.
10. The only reason Phil keeps him on is because he's the one who brings the Krispy Kremes to every morning meeting.

I just thought you Vol fans would find these little known tid bits interesting. :blink:

 

[Lexvol]

Originally posted by OldVol@Oct 3, 2005 3:47 PM
I've spent some time today reading this board and a few others, and I've learned some things about Randy:

1. He is the dumbest dip$hit to ever cross the Tennessee River.
2. He was nothing, I mean nothing as an OC, but Cut was Pop Warner.
3. He was an illegitimate child who was left on Phil Fulmer's doorstep.
4. When he was a QB at Tennessee he didn't even hold the clipboard properly.
5. He dips Brutton Snuf.
6. He has Jockey Itch. (I'd noticed that one)
7. Prior to the Cotton Bowl he turned down the Notre Dame job to stay in Knoxville because he has a punishment complex.
8. He has an eye tic.
9. He wears kevlar in public.
10. The only reason Phil keeps him on is because he's the one who brings the Krispy Kremes to every morning meeting.

I just thought you Vol fans would find these little known tid bits interesting.    :blink:

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One you left out: he is the QB coach and Ainge is worse than he was last year.

Otherwise your post is hilarious. :tease2: :tease2: :tease2:

 

[OldVol]

Originally posted by Lexvol@Oct 3, 2005 3:50 PM
One you left out: he is the QB coach and Ainge is worse than he was last year.

Otherwise your post is hilarious. :tease2:  :tease2:  :tease2:

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My wife says I'm worse than I was last year but she ain't blamin' Randy. :banghead:

 

[Lexvol]

Originally posted by OldVol@Oct 3, 2005 3:51 PM
My wife says I'm worse than I was last year but she ain't blamin' Randy.  :banghead:

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Don't worry my wife says the same thing. In fact, she tried to fire my Personal Coach. :victory:

 

[crazyguy]

Originally posted by OldVol@Oct 3, 2005 3:51 PM
My wife says I'm worse than I was last year but she ain't blamin' Randy.  :banghead:

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:lolabove:

 

[volbrian]

Think Ill blame RS for me wasting about 60 seconds to read this thread topic.

Thanks RANDY!!! :realmad:

 

[OldVol]

Originally posted by volbrian@Oct 3, 2005 3:54 PM
Think Ill blame RS for me wasting about 60 seconds to read this thread topic.

Thanks RANDY!!! :realmad:

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You're right. It's all his fault.

Let's see, which number would that fall under? :crazy:

 

[Lexvol]

Originally posted by volbrian@Oct 3, 2005 3:54 PM
Think Ill blame RS for me wasting about 60 seconds to read this thread topic.

Thanks RANDY!!! :realmad:

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You could have saved yourself the time if you had read the topic. :shakehead: :shakehead: :shakehead:

 

[OldVol]

Originally posted by Lexvol@Oct 3, 2005 3:53 PM
Don't worry my wife says the same thing.  In fact, she tried to fire my Personal Coach. :victory:

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Hey! Maybe the personal coach is the problem. You should think about changing. :biggrin2:

 

[Lexvol]

Originally posted by OldVol@Oct 3, 2005 3:57 PM
Hey! Maybe the personal coach is the problem. You should think about changing.  :biggrin2:

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Either that or change my wife :hi: :lolabove:

 

[OldVol]

Originally posted by Lexvol@Oct 3, 2005 4:00 PM
Either that or change my wife  :hi:  :lolabove:

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A new coach would be less expensive.

Like the guy who asked his wife what she wanted for Christmas.

She said, "A divorce."

He said, "I wasn't thinking of anything that expensive."

 

[volbrian]

Originally posted by Lexvol@Oct 3, 2005 3:56 PM
You could have saved yourself the time if you had read the topic. :shakehead:  :shakehead:  :shakehead:

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True. But when does facts matter. Im blaming Sanders anyway. Seems to be the conventional wisdom.

 

[Jmxvol]

I hate that man

 

[Lexvol]

Originally posted by volbrian@Oct 3, 2005 4:05 PM
True.  But when does facts matter.  Im blaming Sanders anyway.  Seems to be the conventional wisdom.

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Congrats!! You are finally opening your mind.

 

[OldVol]

Uhm, fellers, anyone who thought this was a negative Randy Sanders Thread just got sucked into the black hole of OldVol Sarcasm.

It is deep and wide.

Many have fallen and never been seen. :biggrin2:

 

[Lexvol]

Originally posted by OldVol@Oct 3, 2005 4:56 PM
Uhm, fellers, anyone who thought this was a negative Randy Sanders Thread just got sucked into the black hole of OldVol Sarcasm.

It is deep and wide.

Many have fallen and never been seen.  :biggrin2:

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Though delivered in jest, it was strikingly true.

 

[OldVol]

Originally posted by Lexvol@Oct 3, 2005 4:59 PM
Though delivered in jest, it was strikingly true.

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You are very near the precipice.

I now fear for your eternal soul. The black hole beckons. :thumbsup: :drive2:

 

[Lexvol]

Dear Lord..... save me from OldV. AMEN

 

[OldVol]

Originally posted by Lexvol@Oct 3, 2005 5:23 PM
Dear Lord..... save me from OldV.  AMEN

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It ain't me, it's the hole man, watch your step. :biggrin2:

 

[HilltopperVol]

One of my fovorites:
Randy Sanders is the Ringleader of Stupidity.

 

[volmanjr]

Originally posted by OldVol@Oct 3, 2005 2:47 PM
I've spent some time today reading this board and a few others, and I've learned some things about Randy:

1. He is the dumbest dip$hit to ever cross the Tennessee River.
2. He was nothing, I mean nothing as an OC, but Cut was Pop Warner.
3. He was an illegitimate child who was left on Phil Fulmer's doorstep.
4. When he was a QB at Tennessee he didn't even hold the clipboard properly.
5. He dips Brutton Snuf.
6. He has Jockey Itch. (I'd noticed that one)
7. Prior to the Cotton Bowl he turned down the Notre Dame job to stay in Knoxville because he has a punishment complex.
8. He has an eye tic.
9. He wears kevlar in public.
10. The only reason Phil keeps him on is because he's the one who brings the Krispy Kremes to every morning meeting.

I just thought you Vol fans would find these little known tid bits interesting.    :blink:

You forgot that he is causing Global Warming and Mad Cow Disease. :ninja:

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[volmanjr]

Originally posted by OldVol@Oct 3, 2005 2:47 PM
I've spent some time today reading this board and a few others, and I've learned some things about Randy:

1. He is the dumbest dip$hit to ever cross the Tennessee River.
2. He was nothing, I mean nothing as an OC, but Cut was Pop Warner.
3. He was an illegitimate child who was left on Phil Fulmer's doorstep.
4. When he was a QB at Tennessee he didn't even hold the clipboard properly.
5. He dips Brutton Snuf.
6. He has Jockey Itch. (I'd noticed that one)
7. Prior to the Cotton Bowl he turned down the Notre Dame job to stay in Knoxville because he has a punishment complex.
8. He has an eye tic.
9. He wears kevlar in public.
10. The only reason Phil keeps him on is because he's the one who brings the Krispy Kremes to every morning meeting.

I just thought you Vol fans would find these little known tid bits interesting.    :blink:

You forgot that he is causing Global Warming and Mad Cow Disease. :ninja:

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You forgot that he is causing Global Warming and Mad Cow Disease. :ninja:

 

[volbrian]

High Gas Prices and STD's too :biggrin2:

 

[orange+white=heaven]

and Bird Flu.... and that scary flu that dogs are dying from[hey, how's UGA XII or whatever looking these days?]

 

[mikey]

Originally posted by OldVol@Oct 3, 2005 3:51 PM
My wife says I'm worse than I was last year but she ain't blamin' Randy.  :banghead:

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