orangetd88
Agent of Chaos
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Dear Santa Claus,
I'm submitting my current Christmas wish list. The items listed should cover every Christmas for the rest of my life. I know that a few of these items sound bizarre or hard to find, but you're Santa Claus, right? You can do anything. Okay, here is my alphabetical list:
13-month calendar
5-sided dice
500-piece screwdriver set
American flag with the stars and stripes swapped
"Basketball's Best Missed Shots" video
Bunk waterbed
Combination lava lamp/fish tank (with fish)
"Dummies Books for Dummies" book
Food-scented air freshener
Gallon of spilled milk
Glow-in-the-dark ceiling clock
Gummy jawbreakers
Indoor siding for my house
Negative image camera
Non-returning boomerang
Partridge in an apple tree
Perpendicular parallel bars for my home gym
Phone book of unlisted numbers
Popcorn on the cob
"Racing's Most Magnificent Crashes" video
Reversible hooded T-shirt
"Skateboarding's Coolest Leg Breaks" video
Solar-powered flashlight
Telephone with a "Backspace" button
Thanksgiving tree
One-sided coin (very rare)
Vertically-perforated toilet paper
White magic marker or highlighter
I'm submitting my current Christmas wish list. The items listed should cover every Christmas for the rest of my life. I know that a few of these items sound bizarre or hard to find, but you're Santa Claus, right? You can do anything. Okay, here is my alphabetical list:
13-month calendar
5-sided dice
500-piece screwdriver set
American flag with the stars and stripes swapped
"Basketball's Best Missed Shots" video
Bunk waterbed
Combination lava lamp/fish tank (with fish)
"Dummies Books for Dummies" book
Food-scented air freshener
Gallon of spilled milk
Glow-in-the-dark ceiling clock
Gummy jawbreakers
Indoor siding for my house
Negative image camera
Non-returning boomerang
Partridge in an apple tree
Perpendicular parallel bars for my home gym
Phone book of unlisted numbers
Popcorn on the cob
"Racing's Most Magnificent Crashes" video
Reversible hooded T-shirt
"Skateboarding's Coolest Leg Breaks" video
Solar-powered flashlight
Telephone with a "Backspace" button
Thanksgiving tree
One-sided coin (very rare)
Vertically-perforated toilet paper
White magic marker or highlighter