StunnA N' Orange
He's still running...
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"Some guys smoke. Some guys drink. Some guys chase women. I'm a big barbecue-sauce guy."... "I'm like that guy on the Odd Couple, and it's not the neat guy. I go into my room and find pieces of pizza under the laundry."
[Arizona Republic, 3/17/1998]
"Nobody thought I'd be a great coach. I'm the kind of guy you'd expect to be driving an 18-wheeler through town."
[Reno Gazette-Journal, 7/24/1999]
Do you cook? ...
"I microwave nachos. If it can't be done on a grill or a microwave, I won't do it."
[The Sporting News, 11/10/2000]
On the beauty of San Diego ...
"San Diego is beautiful. And the people are beautiful. Everything's beautiful. Even the bums are beautiful. When they panhandle, they hold out a piece of Tiffany glassware for donations."
[Vancouver Sun, Canada, 12/24/2003]
On beating UNLV on the road ...
"It's never easy to win in Las Vegas. I should know with all the money I've lost at the blackjack tables."
[Las Vegas Sun, 1/21/1998]
On staying in a casino hotel at the WAC tournament in Las Vegas ...
"We're at the WAC tournament and they want us to show the kids a film on gambling. And we're staying on top of a casino. I asked them where do they want me to show the tape, at the blackjack table, the craps pit or when the boys are checking out their Keno numbers?"
[San Francisco Examiner, 3/23/1998]
Awkward phrasing while commenting on Univ. of Connecticut's Rudy Gay...
"I'm not a big Gay guy."
[ESPN2 Broadcast 12/22/2005]
To Jay Bilas, wearing a polo shirt rather than the traditional Hawaiian shirt while covering a tournament in Hawaii...
"Jay, only a guy who gets out of the shower to take a piss would wear a shirt like that."
[ESPN, 01/04/2005, Quoted on DukeBasketballReport.com]
The best thing about living in a hotel:
"There's clean towels, my bed's turned down every night and there's a mint on my pillow, no matter what psychological or emotional crisis the maid's going through."
[The Sporting News, 11/10/2000]
Responding to Kentucky coach Rick Pitino's tongue-in-cheek assertion that his Wildcats would be the underdog in their 1996 NCAA Tournament game ...
"If we're getting in a sumo ring, he and I, then he's the underdog. I'll crush him. But on the court, we're in trouble."
[Salt Lake Tribune 3/24/1996]
About how the Utes' season keeps ending with a loss to Kentucky..
"When I die, they might as well bury me at the finish line at Churchill Downs so they can run over me one more time."
[New Orleans Times-Picayune 3/9/1999]-My personal favorite
On wearing glasses on the court...
"I started wearing glasses last season but they're only for basketball games and dirty movies."
[Charlotte Observer 3/28/1998]
Rick Majerus was always a great interview...
lol:
[Arizona Republic, 3/17/1998]
"Nobody thought I'd be a great coach. I'm the kind of guy you'd expect to be driving an 18-wheeler through town."
[Reno Gazette-Journal, 7/24/1999]
Do you cook? ...
"I microwave nachos. If it can't be done on a grill or a microwave, I won't do it."
[The Sporting News, 11/10/2000]
On the beauty of San Diego ...
"San Diego is beautiful. And the people are beautiful. Everything's beautiful. Even the bums are beautiful. When they panhandle, they hold out a piece of Tiffany glassware for donations."
[Vancouver Sun, Canada, 12/24/2003]
On beating UNLV on the road ...
"It's never easy to win in Las Vegas. I should know with all the money I've lost at the blackjack tables."
[Las Vegas Sun, 1/21/1998]
On staying in a casino hotel at the WAC tournament in Las Vegas ...
"We're at the WAC tournament and they want us to show the kids a film on gambling. And we're staying on top of a casino. I asked them where do they want me to show the tape, at the blackjack table, the craps pit or when the boys are checking out their Keno numbers?"
[San Francisco Examiner, 3/23/1998]
Awkward phrasing while commenting on Univ. of Connecticut's Rudy Gay...
"I'm not a big Gay guy."
[ESPN2 Broadcast 12/22/2005]
To Jay Bilas, wearing a polo shirt rather than the traditional Hawaiian shirt while covering a tournament in Hawaii...
"Jay, only a guy who gets out of the shower to take a piss would wear a shirt like that."
[ESPN, 01/04/2005, Quoted on DukeBasketballReport.com]
The best thing about living in a hotel:
"There's clean towels, my bed's turned down every night and there's a mint on my pillow, no matter what psychological or emotional crisis the maid's going through."
[The Sporting News, 11/10/2000]
Responding to Kentucky coach Rick Pitino's tongue-in-cheek assertion that his Wildcats would be the underdog in their 1996 NCAA Tournament game ...
"If we're getting in a sumo ring, he and I, then he's the underdog. I'll crush him. But on the court, we're in trouble."
[Salt Lake Tribune 3/24/1996]
About how the Utes' season keeps ending with a loss to Kentucky..
"When I die, they might as well bury me at the finish line at Churchill Downs so they can run over me one more time."
[New Orleans Times-Picayune 3/9/1999]-My personal favorite
On wearing glasses on the court...
"I started wearing glasses last season but they're only for basketball games and dirty movies."
[Charlotte Observer 3/28/1998]
Rick Majerus was always a great interview...
lol:
