I think we've got the start of an idea here... For charity, we get 50 folks, chosen by lottery and sponsored by local businesses, up on the railroad bridge over the river across from Neyland. Then we hold a contest to see who can throw GAVol off the bridge the farthest, with the sponsors paying $50 for every foot a contestant heaves him farther than Bruce Pearl can....
Hell, we dress him in opponent-colors and put their mascot's head on him, and I bet we could hold a, "Heave GAVol Off the Bridge" contest every week and more than cover the costs of storming the court after every home game................