If Spurrier agreed to a cage fight with me ...

[orangebloodgmc]

Even though he was a professional athlete, I guess it still wouldn't be fair for him, as he would be 68 and I would be 58. He would probably break a hip and I would stand there feeling bad, then he would punch me in the privates and as I bent over gasping, he would gouge my eye-balls.

Then he would claim I cheated.

 

[Ned Ray McWorkher]

Whip his old ass.

 

[orangebloodgmc]

We have to have a "tale of the tape."

Um, I just realized, he was listed as 6'2" and 204, with me a mere 6' 1/2" and 185, however ...

... "it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog!"

 

[ainge10heisman]

Spurrier would beat you down!

 

[orangebloodgmc]

Spurrier would beat you down!

Hahahaha ... :lolabove: :crazy:

 

[MG1968]

Even though he was a professional athlete, I guess it still wouldn't be fair for him, as he would be 68 and I would be 58. He would probably break a hip and I would stand there feeling bad, then he would punch me in the privates and as I bent over gasping, he would gouge my eye-balls.

Then he would claim I cheated.

.

 

[ainge10heisman]

Hahahaha ... :lolabove: :crazy:

Ill take the 68 year old who is in shape over the most likely fat white Cajun.

 

[YankeeVol]

Have you been drinking?

 

[ainge10heisman]

Have you been drinking?

Hell nah, the OP has though.

 

[Slydell]

Don't mess with old people. We don't have time to heal or recuperate like we used to. We will kill you.

 

[Ducreux]

Well I'm 62 years old and 6'3” tall, 260 lbs and still a 'tough guy'....for about 6 seconds...thats my 'go time'......after that all I could do would be to beg someone to call 911....quick...

 

[hmanvolfan]

Don't mess with old people. We don't have time to heal or recuperate like we used to. We will kill you.

We know where to strike to end the conflict quickly. :yes: