If you could coach any team in any sport...

[Jaytrain5]

If you could coach any team, in any sport, college or professional (other than UT athletics) what team would it be?

 

[Heebs]

Florida Basketball. I'd bench Noah.

 

[kptvol]

Miami or USC football.

 

[Heebs]

Miami Football after the year they had last year? Surely you jest.

 

[tidwell]

The Detroit Lions. I couldn't be any worse, and I'm guaranteed a gig for at least 3 or 4 years too long.

 

[milohimself]

The Detroit Lions. I couldn't be any worse, and I'm guaranteed a gig for at least 3 or 4 years too long.

And you could pull at least a coordinator job elsewhere afterwards. Still pays decent.

I'd coach the Cleveland Cavaliers. It's pretty clear King James is the coach of that team right now, and that Brown just sits back and collects a decent paycheck.

That's my lazy answer.

My real answer is UCLA football. It's a fantastic school with decent facilities, a great talent pool in California, and a university, boosters and fan base apathetic enough that they won't crucify you for messing up.

 

[MG1968]

The University of Hawaii's Women's Beach Volleyball team...

 

[milohimself]

The University of Hawaii's Women's Beach Volleyball team...

I think that'd be the fastest firing in the history of all employment.

 

[MG1968]

I think that'd be the fastest firing in the history of all employment.

hey, I'm just looking for one good locker room scene...

 

[milohimself]

I don't think you could get through the press conference without grabbing somebody's behind.

 

[Bennett4UT]

Virginia or Syracuse Lacrosse or anything for the Naval Academy since I come from a Navy Family

 

[JZVOL]

I would say Miami or USC too. The recruits basically fall in your lap and the media loves you.

 

[BigPapaVol]

I would say Miami or USC too. The recruits basically fall in your lap and the media loves you.

didn't miami just unload a guy with a nat'l champioship ring and one other appearance?

 

[jakez4ut]

i would have liked to have coached any of the following teams:

92 cowboys
96 bulls
99 yankees?

did those teams really need a coach? it would have just been fun watching, and collecting a big pay check.

 

[cd12]

Do the Pussycat Dolls count?

 

[Lexvol]

What ever happened to the Silver Bullets?

 

[cd12]

I think Niekro drank up all the profits!

 

[Lexvol]

I think Niekro drank up all the profits!

:lolabove:

 

[JZVOL]

didn't miami just unload a guy with a nat'l champioship ring and one other appearance?

Yea because he lost control of the players, not because they can't get talent. I'd rule with an iron fist

I'm not the biggest baseball guy but if I could play for one team in one sport it would be the Yankees.

 

[Fine Vol]

Orlando Preds.....o yea

 

[TennesseeFan07]

USC football or Duke basketball

 

[utvolpj]

AZ Cardinals. 2-3 years of playing golf, raking in the dough and there's no way I could do worse than the others have. Plus, as long as Bidwell owns the team, there are no expectations.

 

[justingroves]

Florida State in football. Recruits come easy and there's lots of eye candy

 

[hatvol96]

Real Madrid basketball. Benetton Treviso would also be a good hoops gig.

 

[JTrainDavis]

New York Rangers, nothing better than being a winner on Broadway