If you thought your board was negative...

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Low Country Vol

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http://mb17.scout.com/fnorthcarolinastatef...cID=54395.topic

This definietly will make you laugh laugh. Things are worst elsewhere it appears. A cal fan asks wants to know a little about NC State and he is in for a treat with these responses.

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Cal fan here. First, congratulations on making the Big Dance. So what is the low down on your club? What style do you guys play? Who are your best players? Thanks!


Responses:

our best player is hurt, our coach is stinking, and the team is playing uninspired...how about you?

Sendek, Herb Sendek....professional mediocrity instructor.s

What style do we play? well we jack up threes, do not hustle to rebound, pout, blame the fans for tearing this heartless team apart.

Proceed to Texas Board, We haven't hit rock bottom yet, the laws of gravity only allow you to fall so fast"

Don't judge ACC Basketball on what you are going to experience on Friday

Cal should feel pretty good, the NCAA has apparently started giving out byes to some teams, and Cal is one of the lucky ones. Congrats. :)

Our two Big men Brackman and Simmons combined for zero rebounds in our last game. Good Luck against Texas.


 
#3
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(brg72 @ Mar 14 said:
http://mb17.scout.com/fnorthcarolinastatef...cID=54395.topic

This definietly will make you laugh laugh. Things are worst elsewhere it appears. A cal fan asks wants to know a little about NC State and he is in for a treat with these responses.

My favorite quotes...
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Quotes:
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Cal fan here. First, congratulations on making the Big Dance. So what is the low down on your club? What style do you guys play? Who are your best players? Thanks!
Responses:

our best player is hurt, our coach is stinking, and the team is playing uninspired...how about you?

Sendek, Herb Sendek....professional mediocrity instructor.s

What style do we play? well we jack up threes, do not hustle to rebound, pout, blame the fans for tearing this heartless team apart.

Proceed to Texas Board, We haven't hit rock bottom yet, the laws of gravity only allow you to fall so fast"

Don't judge ACC Basketball on what you are going to experience on Friday

Cal should feel pretty good, the NCAA has apparently started giving out byes to some teams, and Cal is one of the lucky ones. Congrats. :)

Our two Big men Brackman and Simmons combined for zero rebounds in our last game. Good Luck against Texas.
And everyone calls me negative?
 
#5
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(rwemyss @ Mar 14 said:
Negative, realist, what's the difference, right Hat? :biggrin2:
I like to think I'm a realist. What's the old saying? " A pessimist is just an optimist with experience."
 
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(hatvol96 @ Mar 14 said:
I like to think I'm a realist.

I like to think my wife will someday become a super model but it isn't reality
 
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(U-T @ Mar 14 said:
I like to think my wife will someday become a super model but it isn't reality
That is open to so many tasteless jokes, I'll just let it be.
 
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(hatvol96 @ Mar 14 said:
That is open to so many tasteless jokes, I'll just let it be.

Any married man not thinking the same is a liar.

Don't worry, hat. One day a women (or man) will love you
 
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(brg72 @ Mar 14 said:
Our two Big men Brackman and Simmons combined for zero rebounds in our last game. Good Luck against Texas.

Wow, I guess it really can get worse.
 
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(U-T @ Mar 14 said:
Any married man not thinking the same is a liar.

Don't worry, hat. One day a women (or man) will love you
I seriously doubt Seal is thinking that. Unlike you, some of us can actually attract desirable women. I realize, given your falling in the mid-range of the evolutionary chart, that concept may be foreign to you.
 
#12
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(hatvol96 @ Mar 14 said:
Unlike you, some of us can actually attract desirable women.

I am sure many have, including myself. Maybe one day you will find one. Good luck.

Was more of a joke that was mocking you but I guess that point, along with just about everything else, went over your head.

:birgits_giggle:
 
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(U-T @ Mar 14 said:
I am sure many have, including myself. Maybe one day you will find one. Good luck.

Was more of a joke that was mocking you but I guess that point, along with just about everything else, went over your head.

:birgits_giggle:
There's nothing humorous about you. Sad and pathetic, maybe. Funny? No.
 
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(hatvol96 @ Mar 14 said:
Bill Hicks. Funny. The Family Guy. Funny. Boondocks. Funny. U-T. Not funny.
OMG Boondocks... talk about a controversial show! Very funny.
 
#18
#18
(hatvol96 @ Mar 14 said:
The Family Guy. Funny.

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(hatvol96 @ Mar 14 said:
Wow. Who knew the Griffin family would be a link between myself and U-T.
I wouldn't put too much into that Hat, everyone likes FG. :D Even the haters.
 
#21
#21
(hatvol96 @ Mar 14 said:
Bill Hicks. Funny. The Family Guy. Funny. Boondocks. Funny. U-T. Not funny.

:lolabove: THAT is funny!

Family Guy :rock:
 
#23
#23
Yeah I've posted a few times there..that board now is like night and day..they were talking Final Four before they started this tailspin they're in! :lol:
 

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