That's pretty funny. I don't play as much anymore but was pretty good when playing 4+ times a week. We were in a tourney at the local ritz club. Night tourney!! My boss, myself and his 9 year old were a team. We were the only non full adult team. One of the local pharmacists and his crew were in our group against us. He's real good. His daughter plays at Auburn. We spanked them. When we got done, he had broke 3 clubs went home drunk after about 14 holes and his 2 teammates had to finish by themselves. Funniest part was seeing these glow golf balls whizzing all overhead in random patterns looking for a landing zone. There it goooooooes!!! Another time, a buddy of mine showed up in beach shorts and high tops with those grey socks and red ring at the top. I wasn't right for a week. He teed the ball up, wailed at it. It went straight back behind him. Passt his waist and through the golf cart of the group waiting. No one was injured. I didn't even try to hit. I was so hysterical, I just climbed back in the cart.