OneManGang
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I ran across an excellent thread earlier this week on the another board with the poster pointing out that he was weary of UT football and especially its current emanation. The writer was pleading for someone - ANYONE - to help him get fired up for the '05 Vols.
I immediately felt a kindred spirit.
I had tickets to today's game but chose not to go. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE??? My God, I have "home" and "away" UT game jerseys. I've worn the same pair of orange-and-white Nike "Field General" shoes to games for 15 years. I attended my first game at Neyland Stadium in 1969. I have my Dr. Ed Boling "I Are Smart" certificate. I am (or was?) a passionate Volunteer fan.
I was stunned this week to realize that UGA was coming to town for arguably the biggest game of the year ...
... AND I DIDN"T CARE???
Hell, I didn't even care enough to try to sell the d*mn tickets!!!
After some cogitation I arrived at the following conclusion.
Simple truth: I'm tired.
I'm tired of five-yard passes on 3rd and eight.
I'm tired of bubble screens.
I'm tired of being assaulted (and there is no other word for it) by 30+ commercials blasting from the DumboTron at decibel levels I haven't heard since Grand Funk Railroad played the Coliseum.
I'm tired of sitting on an 8" x 16" slab of aluminum whilst enduring the above.
I'm tired of waiting on Coach Fulmer to "review the film."
I'm tired of UT opponents routinely gaining 25 yards on 3rd and 20.
I'm tired of paying scandalous prices for a cup of soda with enough grit in the bottom to repair a gravel road.
I'm tired of the bubble screen.
I'm tired of "taking what the defense gives us."
I'm tired of Bobby Denton.
I'm tired of directing my "attention to the west sideline."
I'm tired of seeing bigger boobies on the UT male cheerleaders than on their female counterparts.
I'm tired of withered hotdogs.
I'm tired of kowtowing to ESPN, CBS and JP.
I'm tired of the "wave."
I'm tired of bubble screens.
I'm tired of paying $38.00 a ticket to watch the Vols play at the exactly same level as UAB, Tiger High, sUcK and Vanderbilt.
I'm tired of ten-minute TV timeouts called every time the football touches the ground.
I'm tired of four-hour football games.
I'm tired of 12:30 kickoffs.
I'm tired of waiting for Randy Sanders to become a competent Offensive Co-ordinator.
I'm tired of 12-yard kick returns.
I'm tired of the "Mustang Package" defense.
I'm tired of hearing how "complicated" UT's offense is. If my 14-year-old can call the plays before they are run, it ain't all that.
Did I mention I'm tired of the bubble screen?
Maybe I've just gotten older, maybe I'm just too jaded to enjoy the moment.
... but the Thrill is GONE!
OK, B.B., TAKE IT!
The thrill is gone
It's gone away from me
The thrill is gone baby
The thrill is gone away from me
Although, i'll still live on
But so lonely i'll be
The thrill is gone
- "The Thrill is Gone" - B.B. King
I immediately felt a kindred spirit.
I had tickets to today's game but chose not to go. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE??? My God, I have "home" and "away" UT game jerseys. I've worn the same pair of orange-and-white Nike "Field General" shoes to games for 15 years. I attended my first game at Neyland Stadium in 1969. I have my Dr. Ed Boling "I Are Smart" certificate. I am (or was?) a passionate Volunteer fan.
I was stunned this week to realize that UGA was coming to town for arguably the biggest game of the year ...
... AND I DIDN"T CARE???
Hell, I didn't even care enough to try to sell the d*mn tickets!!!
After some cogitation I arrived at the following conclusion.
Simple truth: I'm tired.
I'm tired of five-yard passes on 3rd and eight.
I'm tired of bubble screens.
I'm tired of being assaulted (and there is no other word for it) by 30+ commercials blasting from the DumboTron at decibel levels I haven't heard since Grand Funk Railroad played the Coliseum.
I'm tired of sitting on an 8" x 16" slab of aluminum whilst enduring the above.
I'm tired of waiting on Coach Fulmer to "review the film."
I'm tired of UT opponents routinely gaining 25 yards on 3rd and 20.
I'm tired of paying scandalous prices for a cup of soda with enough grit in the bottom to repair a gravel road.
I'm tired of the bubble screen.
I'm tired of "taking what the defense gives us."
I'm tired of Bobby Denton.
I'm tired of directing my "attention to the west sideline."
I'm tired of seeing bigger boobies on the UT male cheerleaders than on their female counterparts.
I'm tired of withered hotdogs.
I'm tired of kowtowing to ESPN, CBS and JP.
I'm tired of the "wave."
I'm tired of bubble screens.
I'm tired of paying $38.00 a ticket to watch the Vols play at the exactly same level as UAB, Tiger High, sUcK and Vanderbilt.
I'm tired of ten-minute TV timeouts called every time the football touches the ground.
I'm tired of four-hour football games.
I'm tired of 12:30 kickoffs.
I'm tired of waiting for Randy Sanders to become a competent Offensive Co-ordinator.
I'm tired of 12-yard kick returns.
I'm tired of the "Mustang Package" defense.
I'm tired of hearing how "complicated" UT's offense is. If my 14-year-old can call the plays before they are run, it ain't all that.
Did I mention I'm tired of the bubble screen?
Maybe I've just gotten older, maybe I'm just too jaded to enjoy the moment.
... but the Thrill is GONE!
OK, B.B., TAKE IT!
The thrill is gone
It's gone away from me
The thrill is gone baby
The thrill is gone away from me
Although, i'll still live on
But so lonely i'll be
The thrill is gone
- "The Thrill is Gone" - B.B. King