When Will Muschamp beat someone up in line at Best Buy on Christmas eve 2013. That's when he was fired and Florida hired Kirby Smart and Saban hired Lance Thompson for DC. That did not go well! In Thompson's second season as DC, Alabama went 7-5 and even Saban was getting "For Sale" signs stuck in his yard in the middle of the night. He had enough, and retired.
I know this is a long-shot, but if I'm right, I'm going to look like a genius.