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"I think they've been pretty clean unless they get accused and convicted of something. I assume everybody is innocent until proven guilty."
Obviously, Spurrier and Tommy Gallion must not be on speaking terms.
Spurrier even refused to knock Fulmer's corpulent physique.
On his recent 60th birthday, Spurrier, in an effort to show South Carolina fans he is "a young 60," challenged a 50-year old sportswriter from The State (the Columbia newspaper) to participate with him during a workout regimen. Hold your breath now, but Spurrier started with 300 sit-ups and 300 push-ups. Then, he did 60 press-ups and 60 curls with a 15-pound weight, 60 triceps extensions with 40-pound weights and 60 pull-downs with a 60-pound weight. Spurrier also did 20 minutes on the treadmill, 20 on the StairMaster, and 20 on a stationary bike. Then, Spurrier rode a mountain bike 60 laps around the stadium (a total of 30 miles).
The sportswriter quit halfway into the workout.
Asked if Fulmer could even do the first leg of this workout, the 300 sit-ups, Spurrier said: "He told me he's been working out a little. His wife is a big workout lady, so is my wife. Phillip hasn't followed his wife's lead until recently."
And that was it. No fat jokes. No jokes about being first on line Sunday morning when Krispy Kreme opens. Nothing.
Others may be excited about Spurrier's return to the SEC. But I liked the old Ol' Ball Coach better than the new and slightly sanitized one.
(Paul Finebaum's column appears Tuesdays and Saturdays in the Mobile Register. Contact him at
finebaumnet@yahoo.com)