ummm- WilburnVol?
We appreciate the effort, but this late at night all your efforts to make the rest of us look good by comparison are wasted.
As in, the only folks here are wasted guys and all the girls drunk enough to manipulate without risking a "sex with corpses" charge are long gone.
If you could, though, I'm pretty much convinced that SurrealVol has a dirty love thing for Lady in Orange, and the rest of us, who live & breathe vicariously through the romantic connections between board members, would really appreaciate it if you'd come back tommorow and describe, in detail, what Surreal needs to do to overcome LIO's obvious frigidity.
No, really. Go for it dude. You could not only actualize one of the great romantic possibilities of our age, but give countless others of us here that reason to live we've all been looking for...