Isaac Hayes is leaving south park

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funny how matt n trey pointed out mr hayes didnt mind cashing checks as long as something near him wasnt put on the hot seat. How typical of celebrities, they dont mind the money, fame, noteriety, perks, and all...but ask em to sign an autograph..omg ...snobbish, primadonna, overpriviledged ingrates :thefinger:
 
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(dan4vols @ Mar 13 said:
funny how matt n trey pointed out mr hayes didnt mind cashing checks as long as something near him wasnt put on the hot seat. How typical of celebrities, they dont mind the money, fame, noteriety, perks, and all...but ask em to sign an autograph..omg ...snobbish, primadonna, overpriviledged ingrates :thefinger:
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That's exactly what I got from that. Many people hate those guys, and they satirize some very controversial topics... but I can't remember them EVER being hypocritical, and always being able to point that type of thing out in others.

Those guys make fun of EVERYBODY. Sometimes they seem to go too far, but they are very consistent.
 
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"There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry towards religious beliefs of others begins," the 63-year-old soul singer and outspoken Scientologist said.
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Apparently Isaac has been suffering from lockjaw the past 10 years. This is about as weak as it gets.

Shaft is going to find out real fast what it's like when the only company that calls is VH-1.
 
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(GAVol @ Mar 13 said:
Apparently Isaac has been suffering from lockjaw the past 10 years. This is about as weak as it gets.

Shaft is going to find out real fast what it's like when the only company that calls is VH-1.
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Shaft... so that's the thing that connects two mechanical components, right? Usually supported by bearings, and is rotational? :D
 
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I can't wait for the episode where they take Isaac to the wood shed. You KNOW it's coming.
 
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Those wacky Scientologists!!!

"Hey everybody have you seen my balls, their big and salty and brown. If you need a little pick me up, just put my balls in your mouth"
 
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Yeah, he had no problem with making fun of other religions, but once they threw scientology into the mix, he gets mad.

Hmmm...
 
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(orangetd88 @ Mar 14 said:
Yeah, he had no problem with making fun of other religions, but once they threw scientology into the mix, he gets mad.

Hmmm...
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The best part being... they can't deny a single bit of that scientology episode as far as doctrine. It was very true to their story. :biggrin2:
 
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Yeah right Isaac!!

Your music and career sure do coincide with ANY religious beliefs, don't they?



I'm just wondering which catholic, islamic, christian, or nondenominational religion would let you sing your songs in their worship services. Which part about your songs have anything to do with worship or religion? Do these?



Theme from "Shaft"
Isaac Hayes

Shaft
Who's the black private dick
that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Shaft!)
You're damn right
Who is the man
that would risk his neck for his brother man?
(Shaft!)
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
when there's danger all about
(Shaft!)
Right on
You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Shaft
(Then we can dig it)
He's a complicated man
but no one understands him but his woman
(John Shaft)

Or this?

Chocolate Salty Balls Lyrics

Two tablespoon's of cinnamon,
and two or three egg whites.
A half a stick of butter?. Melted?
stick it all in a bowl baby.
Stir it with a wooden spoon.
Mix in a cup of flour,
you'll be in heaven soon.

Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth.

Oooo suck on my chocolate salted balls
stick em in your mouth, and suck em!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you.
So suck on my balls.

Quarter cup of unsweeten chocolate,
and a half a cup of brandy.
You throw in a bag or two of sugar
and just a pinch of vanilla.
Grease up the cookie sheet.
Cause I hate when my balls stick.
Then preheat the oven to three fifty
and give that spoon a lick?

Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth.

Suck on my chocolate salted balls.
Put em in your mouth, and suck em!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
there packed full of goodness, high on fiber.
Suck on my balls.

[sniff, sniff, sniff]
Hey, wait a minute.
What's that smell.
Smell like something burning.
Well that don't confront me none.
Long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby you better get back in the kitchen.
Cause I got a sneak'n suspicion.
Oh man baby, baby!
You just burned my balls!
Help me, my balls on fire
????? baby
my balls are burning
give me some water!
Pour some water on me!
my balls are burning
oh my goodness,
I'm blow'n
I'm blow'n
do somethin-aca




 
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Is Isaac a hypocrit or a True Believer?

I mean, what raises the "Mystery" and "Unappreciated Chosen Ones" value of a religion more- being tolerant, or claiming that you have been unfairly offended? By doing this, Isaac has definitely furthered the goals of his cult.


There's an old Tolstoy story about a true-believer communist who, ironically, gets unfairly accused of being a traitor. The authorities quickly discover he was wrongly accused, but then they convince him that, since he's a true-believer, he should falsely confess to the charges. That's what a true believer, after all, would do, to protect the party's name....

So.. is Isaac a dumbass, or just being somebody's nizzle....
 
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I'll miss Chef, but Isaac Hayes is an idiot. If you are going to take shots at every other religion, then you should be man enough to get some back. And of all the cults for him to belong to. I think Isaac has been drinking too much of the Kool-Aid.
 
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(Volstorm @ Mar 16 said:
I'll miss Chef
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:lol: These South Park guys are unbelievable.

They just killed off Chef by having him get mixed up with a group of Pedophiles who brainwash him and ultimately lead to him falling off a cliff and getting mauled by a grizzly bear and a mountain lion only to then have the pedophiles bring him back to life as a pedophile Darth Vader.

Serves Isaac right. :lol:
 
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(GAVol @ Mar 22 said:
:lol: These South Park guys are unbelievable.

They just killed off Chef by having him get mixed up with a group of Pedophiles who brainwash him and ultimately lead to him falling off a cliff and getting mauled by a grizzly bear and a mountain lion only to then have the pedophiles bring him back to life as a pedophile Darth Vader.

Serves Isaac right. :lol:
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OMG. one of the best ever. this was hillarious.


isaac hayes just got destroyed by matt and trey. serves him right though.


damn scientology. ruining the world.


check out this episode when u get a chance. it will not disappoint.
 
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