It's GOTTA be Sark...RIGHT?

[TAF]

1.Kirby Smart (Georgia) - 48 years old
2.Brian Kelly (LSU) - 62 years old
3.Kalen DeBoer (Alabama) - 49 years old
4.Steve Sarkisian (Texas) - 50 years old
5.Lane Kiffin (Ole Miss) - 49 years old
6.Josh Heupel (Tennessee) - 46 years old
7.Eli Drinkwitz (Missouri) - 40 years old
8.Mark Stoops (Kentucky) - 56 years old
9.Mike Elko (Texas A&M) - 46 years old
10.Hugh Freeze (Auburn) - 54 years old
11.Brent Venables (Oklahoma) - 53 years old
12.Shane Beamer (South Carolina) - 47 years old
13.Billy Napier (Florida) - 45 years old
14.Clark Lea (Vanderbilt) - 41 years old
15.Jeff Lebby (Mississippi State) - 39 years old
16.Sam Pittman (Arkansas) - 62 years old

 

[Nerwen Aldarion]

The “oil money” comment gives it away

 

[stolitonic]

I would treat the "50 plus" as an estimate

I would wager it's probably Lane and the guy thinks he's still married or something.

I would be shocked if it was Drink. He seems like the type of guy who pulls girls from comic conventions and stuff like that.

If it's Brian Kelly, well-the young lady has some serious self esteem issues

 

[TAF]

"18 year old baby sister of recruit..."

Here's Steve's 1st wife


Here's Steve's 2nd wife who filed for divorce 2 weeks ago...

 

[Alto1]

Sark will be a short timer here in the SEC.
2-4 years and he’ll be gone…… imo

 

[headhunter15]

Bring all the misery to Texas and their fans!

#HornsDown

 

[RDU VOL#14]

Chances are this is completely fake. Sark also gave a marriage update on twitter a few weeks ago stating That he was getting divorced .

 

[adam.vol]

Chances are this is completely fake. Sark also gave a marriage update on twitter a few weeks ago stating That he was getting divorced .

Or…

Sark is sleeping with all of his recruits’ family members.



“Sometimes when I wake up in the morning coach Sark is already there.”

“Tennessee! Kentuuucky! Go deeper!”

 

[RDU VOL#14]

Or…

Sark is sleeping with all of his recruits’ family members.



“Sometimes when I wake up in the morning coach Sark is already there.”

“Tennessee! Kentuuucky! Go deeper!”

That’s always so good.

 

[onevol74]

My first thought would have been Lane or Freeze.

 

[SayUWantAreVOLution]

My first thought would have been Lane or Freeze.

Lane isn't married and hasn't been in several years.

 

[KnoxRealtorVOL]

Or…

Sark is sleeping with all of his recruits’ family members.



“Sometimes when I wake up in the morning coach Sark is already there.”

“Tennessee! Kentuuucky! Go deeper!”

Possibly the most underrated comedy in the history of comedies.

..... ya know what. Screw "possibly".... absolutely 100% the most underrated comedy.

 

[feathersax]

Possibly the most underrated comedy in the history of comedies.

..... ya know what. Screw "possibly".... absolutely 100% the most underrated comedy.

Love "KIngpin". Munson makes for a good hair day.

 

[JohnWardForever]

Sark does seem a little slimy... Doesn't he?

 

[DaddyChad]

Certainly is one approach to recruiting.

 

[YankeeVol]

My first thought would have been Lane or Freeze.

Lane isn't 50+ yet, my first thought was Freeze.

 

[LouderVol]

Lane isn't 50+ yet, my first thought was Freeze.

same. Mr. Holier than Thou hooker phone doesn't come across too clean.

but doubting this is true. seems like the classic too much pent up football energy but still a few weeks out rumor mill clickbait.

 

[DirtyDawg]

This is very likely BS IMO. I can’t imagine a coach that has worked hard enough to get to this level doing something like this. It doesn’t make sense.

 

[Vol in Buckeye Land]

This is very likely BS IMO. I can’t imagine a coach that has worked hard enough to get to this level doing something like this. It doesn’t make sense.

I wouldn’t put much credence in this absent other evidence, but people do things that don’t make sense absolutely all the time.

 

[LouderVol]

This is very likely BS IMO. I can’t imagine a coach that has worked hard enough to get to this level doing something like this. It doesn’t make sense.

agree its probably BS, but it does make sense.

they are rich. big man on campus/city/state. used to getting their ways. have some level of success at a high level. high stress. away from home a lot. they have an opening, and access.

plenty of examples out there, Meyer was cheating. Jimbo was cheating, Lane was cheating, Ed O was cheating. sure not cheating with a recruit's sister 18 yo sister, but plenty getting it on with 18 yo college students....

 

[Bearkat_Vol]

Bobby Petrino

 

[Godfatha]

Honestly first thought was Freeze, but Sark's timing with the divorce would make sense.

 

[Volfan1000]

1.Kirby Smart (Georgia) - 48 years old
2.Brian Kelly (LSU) - 62 years old
3.Kalen DeBoer (Alabama) - 49 years old
4.Steve Sarkisian (Texas) - 50 years old
5.Lane Kiffin (Ole Miss) - 49 years old
6.Josh Heupel (Tennessee) - 46 years old
7.Eli Drinkwitz (Missouri) - 40 years old
8.Mark Stoops (Kentucky) - 56 years old
9.Mike Elko (Texas A&M) - 46 years old
10.Hugh Freeze (Auburn) - 54 years old
11.Brent Venables (Oklahoma) - 53 years old
12.Shane Beamer (South Carolina) - 47 years old
13.Billy Napier (Florida) - 45 years old
14.Clark Lea (Vanderbilt) - 41 years old
15.Jeff Lebby (Mississippi State) - 39 years old
16.Sam Pittman (Arkansas) - 62 years old

Lea, Napier and Pittman are probably gone after this season and South Carolina could move on from Beamer.

 

[TAF]

This is very likely BS IMO. I can’t imagine a coach that has worked hard enough to get to this level doing something like this. It doesn’t make sense.

"Hold my beer..."

 

[Batman1948]

This is very likely BS IMO. I can’t imagine a coach that has worked hard enough to get to this level doing something like this. It doesn’t make sense.

That stuff will make you crazy and has brought down many careers