It's Time to Stop Courting Jon Gruden

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Weezer

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We've been going about this all wrong people. Jon Gruden is from Ohio, not East TN. Cindy Gruden on the other hand is from East TN. We have to win her over people! Make her want to come back home! If we get Cindy on our side, then we get Jon!

So one of you master webz people need to start up a facebook campaign or design a webpage called "Cindy Gruden Come Home!" Maybe hashtag it and get it trending on twitter. I, personally, do not know how to do these things, but one of you must. We have to show our determination! We're Vols dammit! We don't give up! (Discounting last year's UK game and several second halves under Dooley). So I leave it to you young people who actually understand technology to get it done.

We can make this happen! Make her wish to be "Back On Rocky Top"!!! GBO!!!! :3cheers:
 
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After seeing your thread title, I automatically was going to respond: "Despite how much I have enjoyed your posts in the past AND how kickass your username is, it's time to stop creating threads."

After opening it and actually reading your OP, I owe you an apology. I knew you were on my good side for a reason. I'm all in, Weezer. Rivers Cuomo would approve.
 
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peyton4heisman said:
After seeing your thread title, I automatically was going to respond: "Despite how much I have enjoyed your posts in the past AND how kickass your username is, it's time to start creating threads."

After opening it and actually reading your OP, I owe you an apology. I knew you were on my good side for a reason. I'm all in, Weezer. Rivers Cuomo would approve.
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I thought the same thing as well.

Also if anyone is up for paying for the hosting of the site I know a decent amount about web design, javascript, and php. Just throwing that out there if help is needed. I would really love to be a part of the reason we get Gruden to come to Tennessee
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The Grudens own land in Chestnut Hills near Cindy's mom, Chuckie was spotted out on Douglas lake numerous times over the summer.
 
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GmanTN said:
The Grudens own land in Chestnut Hills near Cindy's mom, Chuckie was spotted out on Douglas lake numerous times over the summer.
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Erik Ainge goes to that lake a lot and has said so on his show and has said he hangs out there and talks to donors, etc. that also hang out there...

That being said, knowing that donors go there a lot and that so does Gruden...I can picture this:

Gruden: "Hey, grab me a beer will ya?"
Donor: "Sure, want some cash to come coach UT?"
Gruden: "They have a...laughs hysterically...coach...continues to laugh"
Donor: "That's easy to take care of...call your shot"
Gruden: "6 years, $5 mil...I hire my staff..."
Donor: "Here's your beer...wink wink wink"

Done deal! :dance2::rock:
 
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Gruden...suit up...we need you....

C'mon Cindy. You are a fellow VFL. Close the deal.
 
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Weezer said:
We've been going about this all wrong people. Jon Gruden is from Ohio, not East TN. Cindy Gruden on the other hand is from East TN. We have to win her over people! Make her want to come back home! If we get Cindy on our side, then we get Jon!

So one of you master webz people need to start up a facebook campaign or design a webpage called "Cindy Gruden Come Home!" Maybe hashtag it and get it trending on twitter. I, personally, do not know how to do these things, but one of you must. We have to show our determination! We're Vols dammit! We don't give up! (Discounting last year's UK game and several second halves under Dooley). So I leave it to you young people who actually understand technology to get it done.

We can make this happen! Make her wish to be "Back On Rocky Top"!!! GBO!!!! :3cheers:
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Based on my experience in marrying a girl from TN it's harder to keep them out of the state than it is to convince them to go back.
 
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Make her an honorary Cheerleader...heck she can even pull a Pat Summitt and go cheer for the men's basketball team.
 
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That looks closer to a black & tan hound and not as much of a bluetick.

Anyone with any more knowledge about them care to drop knowledge?
 
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Ooooh Cindy...

It's Jackson..your boy toy from 1983. Remember grinding on the pool table to Black in Back at that bar that burned down? Come on home. Rolo would be most happy to see you again.

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DC Vol said:
That looks closer to a black & tan hound and not as much of a bluetick.

Anyone with any more knowledge about them care to drop knowledge?
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If Smokey, the poon hound, wasn't sneaking a little whiff of Cindy in that photo, you would note that he has a little white spot between the eyes which distinguishes the bluetick from the other hounds.
 
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DC Vol said:
That looks closer to a black & tan hound and not as much of a bluetick.

Anyone with any more knowledge about them care to drop knowledge?
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Wait, I stand corrected. That is Smokey VI in the photo with Cindy. He didn't have the white mark between his eyes. But he did have a little white patch on his nose...(as I recall).

Ok, now I am scaring me
 
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Who is gonna put up the billboard by campus that says " Cindy it is time for you to come back home to Knoxville, oh and bring Jon with you...he will be needed."
 
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