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This came from a post in the coaching forum...sorry if thread should have been there, but this is a fantasy discussion...no rumors or speculation.

Someone suggested Malzahn as OC and the reply was no amount of $ would make him go from HC to OC...and of course Dr. Evil and one billion dollars came up.

So if money were no object, who would you hire for HC, OC, and DC? Let's keep it among the living...and for grins, I'll leave Gruden out of it...we all know we want him.

My three:

HC: Jim Harbaugh - sorry, can't bare thought of Satan
OC: David Cutcliffe - two Mannings and look what he did for EA
DC: Rob Ryan - The Dude, his D @ Hutchinson lead country with 228 yards allowed, 56 sacks, and record setting 49 turnovers
 
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HC-Nick Saban
OC-Jim Chaney, He's doing a great job
DC-Dick LeBeau
 
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HC Les Miles
OC Steve Spurrier
DC Will Muschamp
I despise Bama&so do these guys!
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shoney said:
HC-Nick Saban
OC-Jim Chaney, He's doing a great job
DC-Dick LeBeau
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How dare you blaspheme on VolNation! Satan as HC? lol..He is excellent,but I want 2 BEAT HIM NOT JOIN HIM!! Go Vols
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HC - Barry Switzer in his younger days
OC - Chip Kelly
DC - Dick LeBeau
 
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I`d say a lot of folks will have Chip Kelly as OC. Why? Yeah,he can score 99 points in the Pac-12,but all u gotta do is go back 2 years to see his offense would NOT win in the SEC. Auburn had a mediocre D in 11,had to rally from behind against everyone they played in SEC. KY put 40 on them. Then the vaunted Quack-attack was completely neutralized in the NC game by the AU D.19-16!! So give me Spurrier anyday. He`s the greatest offensive mind in college football and evolves& adapts his O to always be 1 step ahead. The guy is a freakin genius AND a Tennessean. I`d have him as my HC,but I love Miles` style of coaching and Spurrier could concentrate on O.
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Webbvol32 said:
I`d say a lot of folks will have Chip Kelly as OC. Why? Yeah,he can score 99 points in the Pac-12,but all u gotta do is go back 2 years to see his offense would NOT win in the SEC. Auburn had a mediocre D in 11,had to rally from behind against everyone they played in SEC. KY put 40 on them. Then the vaunted Quack-attack was completely neutralized in the NC game by the AU D.19-16!! So give me Spurrier anyday. He`s the greatest offensive mind in college football and evolves& adapts his O to always be 1 step ahead. The guy is a freakin genius AND a Tennessean. I`d have him as my HC,but I love Miles` style of coaching and Spurrier could concentrate on O.
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Spurrier went to high school in Tennessee, he is from Florida.
 
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Blackmarket803 said:
Spurrier went to high school in Tennessee, he is from Florida.
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Spurrier was born and raised in Tennessee. The ONLY reason he chose Fla over UT was our offense was not pass-oriented and Fla`s was. He`s stated this many times. At UT he would`ve been trying to run the option! Go Vols!
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Webbvol32 said:
Spurrier was born and raised in Tennessee. The ONLY reason he chose Fla over UT was our offense was not pass-oriented and Fla`s was. He`s stated this many times. At UT he would`ve been trying to run the option! Go Vols!
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:good!:
 
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Webbvol32 said:
I`d say a lot of folks will have Chip Kelly as OC. Why? Yeah,he can score 99 points in the Pac-12,but all u gotta do is go back 2 years to see his offense would NOT win in the SEC. Auburn had a mediocre D in 11,had to rally from behind against everyone they played in SEC. KY put 40 on them. Then the vaunted Quack-attack was completely neutralized in the NC game by the AU D.19-16!! So give me Spurrier anyday. He`s the greatest offensive mind in college football and evolves& adapts his O to always be 1 step ahead. The guy is a freakin genius AND a Tennessean. I`d have him as my HC,but I love Miles` style of coaching and Spurrier could concentrate on O.
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Mainly I like him because whatever stars he has at the time he seems to always have a knack for making them shine. I have no doubt he would have done a lot more with CP had he been here.
 
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Webbvol32 said:
Spurrier was born and raised in Tennessee. The ONLY reason he chose Fla over UT was our offense was not pass-oriented and Fla`s was. He`s stated this many times. At UT he would`ve been trying to run the option! Go Vols!
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Not born in Tennessee.
 
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Webbvol32 said:
How dare you blaspheme on VolNation! Satan as HC? lol..He is excellent,but I want 2 BEAT HIM NOT JOIN HIM!! Go Vols
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So if we hired Saban you would not be happy? I bet most of the VolNation would do back flips if we hired him:fireworks:
 
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Easy and fun thread. Nice.

HC - Ditka ( ya just said living not active :D )
OC - Jim Harbaugh
DC - Nick Saban ( hate it but had to )
 
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shoney said:
So if we hired Saban you would not be happy? I bet most of the VolNation would do back flips if we hired him:fireworks:
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Make no mistake: I despise anyone in crimson;however,once they put on the Big Orange,they are loved by me. UNTILL they prove unworthy of the color.
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Orange Maniac said:
Not born in Tennessee.
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Well,I`m mistaken,I guess. I know I heard him on Finebaum talking about growing up here and wanting to play for UT,but our offense was option-style,and Florida was a passing team. I`ve not read his biography,so I shouldn`t have posted info I wasn`t 100% sure of. Apologies VN. Go Vols!!
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Ok I'll play,

HC - Mike Tomlin (I would say Gruden but he's coaching the Vols)
OC- Norv Turner
DC - Dom Capers
 
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I have a billion dollars right...


H.C- Bill Belichick - N.E. Patriots
O.C- Mark Helfrich - Oregon Ducks
D.C- Wade Phillips - Houston Texans
 
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HC - Satan... Nick Satan. Can't argue with his success
OC - David Cutcliffe
DC - Jim Schwartz
QBs - Peyton Manning
RB - Jay Graham
VFL Coordinator - Nick Reveiz
 
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Board of trustees chairman: Robert Kraft
President of School: Ted Thompson
Athletic director: Scott Pioli
Assistant to the Head Coach and proverbial smartest person in football: Ernie Adams
Head Coach and dictator: Bill Belichick
Co-offensive coordinator: Tom Moore
Co-offensive coordinator: Mike Martz
Quarterbacks coach: Ken Whisenhunt
Outside receivers coach: Todd Haley
Inside receivers coach: Mouse Davis
Tight-ends coach: Bobby Petrino
Running-backs coach: Ivan Fears
Offensive-line coach: Howard Mudd
Assistant Offensive-line coach: Dante Scarnecchia
Offensive-quality control: Norm Chow
Scouting director: Sean Payton
Defensive coordinator: Dick LeBeau
Defensive-line coach: Buddy Ryan
Assistant Defensive-line coach: Pepper Johnson
Line-backers coach: Dom Capers
Cornerbacks coach: Nick Saban
Cloud-cornerbacks coach: Pete Carroll
Safeties coach: Tony Dungy
Recruiting coordinator: Bill Parcells

My team wins.
 
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