Jelani Jenkins battles a roach (twitter)

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Jelani Jenkins fights roach, tweets about it (hilarious) @ TigerDroppings.com

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ima keep it one hunnit, a big ginormous roach jus chased me outta my own bathroom..this means war

i may have lost the battle, but the war has jus begun

i think anybody would be a little caught off guard by a gigantic roach with wings flying into the bathroom while they are in it

cudda sworn i heard it growl at me too

this is gonna need to be a two man mission.. ima need @JoshEvans24 to help me outflank it and take this sucker out

maybe if i crack the door open and throw a flashbang in there thatll give me the advantage i need to take it out

lol no seriously tho this is an issue..the roach had triceps

planning my attack

okay this is gettin rediculous..im goin in for the kill, could def use some prayers and encouragement

i think whats gettin me is the fact that its a triple threat bug.. fast, agile, and can fly..thats NOT NORMAL

lol @JoshEvans24 bailed on me

worst part is its prolly so hydrated ryt now..left my gatorade in there when i bolted out..smh

okay i didnt think ahead for a situation like this so no i do not have RAID

smh..cant even find it

prolly a trap oor ambush

theres nothin i can do..it has ghost pro i cant find it

#EPICFAIL ... thats an hour of my life that ill never get back

it heard me comin and ran away... #coward #gatorbait

that was a smart roach tho..i dont even think he wanted to hurt me i think he jus wanted me to think about him whenever i go to the bathroom

#likemotherlikeson lol momma jus hit me up and told me i better get rid of that roach before she gets to florida this w/e for the game
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:eek:lol:

To be fair, Jenkins is from Maryland and probably hasn't had too many encounters with what we call palmetto bugs.
 
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New scheme for beating Jenkins out of the break:

Point behind him and yell "Look at the size of that roach" right before the snap.
 
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New scheme for beating Jenkins out of the break:

Point behind him and yell "Look at the size of that roach" right before the snap.

i prefer that than the bama technique of 2009 and 2010......which is to just tell the gator defenders that they are just going to run right over them.
 

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