Johnny Majors in stable condition

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Glad he's in stable condition. That's a great sign for recovery and indicative that he should come out of it better than ever heart-wise barring infection/unforeseen complications. *knocks on wood*

That said, when he's on his feet again and feeling good, I fully expect him to blame either Fulmer or Jones for stabbing him in that back while he was undergoing a heart procedure. THAT will be a the only way we can know for sure he's back to his old self. :)
 
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UTProf said:
Glad he's in stable condition. That's a great sign for recovery and indicative that he should come out of it better than ever heart-wise barring infection/unforeseen complications. *knocks on wood*

That said, when he's on his feet again and feeling good, I fully expect him to blame either Fulmer or Jones for stabbing him in that back while he was undergoing a heart procedure. THAT will be a the only way we can know for sure he's back to his old self. :)
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I shouldn't have...but I laughed.
 
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All that come to my mind is, "attack, attack, attack."

Get well soon, coach.
 
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Easttnken said:
I shouldn't have...but I laughed.
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If it makes you feel any better, I felt kinda bad typing it. The only reason I did is because the reports on his health being stable are an outstanding sign and dark humor is the way I cope with serious situations. :)
 
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Johnny has a heart? Oh wait a minute, it's dickless cheney without a pumper. Props to Coach Johnny! I'm downing one for you tonight. GWS.
 
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I've said some pretty harsh things over the years about Coach Majors, yet he is a VLF and did great things while playing and coaching at UT . . . Get well soon Coach Majors! I hope to see you on the side lines for the Orange and White game!!

GBO!
 
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UTProf said:
Glad he's in stable condition. That's a great sign for recovery and indicative that he should come out of it better than ever heart-wise barring infection/unforeseen complications. *knocks on wood*

That said, when he's on his feet again and feeling good, I fully expect him to blame either Fulmer or Jones for stabbing him in that back while he was undergoing a heart procedure. THAT will be a the only way we can know for sure he's back to his old self. :)
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That's funny right there
 
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all I could think of was a doctor yelling "we need Absolute over here, STAT"

j/k. gws coach
 
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Coach is an old hand at having heart procedures, he probably chatted up the Dr.'s with old gridiron stories while on the table.
 
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Oskie, oskie --- part of most every Majors TV show..those were classics, you young ones do not know how funny Johnny was w/ Ward. No hangover could make us miss his Sunday show.
 
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UTProf said:
If it makes you feel any better, I felt kinda bad typing it. The only reason I did is because the reports on his health being stable are an outstanding sign and dark humor is the way I cope with serious situations. :)
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Yea, if the reports didn't appear to be positive, then my response would have been different lol.

Majors is a true Vol legend. If circumstances had been different around the program, I always felt like he would have been a great AD.

Get Well Coach & Go Vols!!!
 
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