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What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man? Answer: "Lazy."
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Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
The one guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, #%&@, Etc."
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What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party
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Why is it called PMS? -- Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken
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Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."
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A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem. every time I sneeze I have an orgasm. the doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it. the woman replied, snorting pepper.
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man? Answer: "Lazy."
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Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
The one guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, #%&@, Etc."
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What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party
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Why is it called PMS? -- Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken
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Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."
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A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem. every time I sneeze I have an orgasm. the doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it. the woman replied, snorting pepper.