Jokes at a recent BHO fundraiser.

[gsvol]

From the LA Slimes:

...... the president seemed briefly caught off-stride when the audience interpreted as off-color a joke he made about a push-up competition between DeGeneres and his wife, initiated by the talk show host in February.

DeGeneres, Obama said, is "a great friend who accepts a little bit of teasing about Michelle beating her in push-ups. I think she claims Michelle didn't go all the way down."

 

[GoBigOrangeUT]

Only a moron would take that joke as off color. Sure Degeneres is a lesbian, but nobody, upon first hearing it, took it sexually.

 

[therealUT]

I just thought it was a boob joke...

 

[dreVol]

I just thought it was a boob joke...

it wasn't?

 

[GoBigOrangeUT]

it wasn't?

I took it as an oral sex joke.

 

[golfballs]

I took it as an oral sex joke.

me too

 

[therealUT]

I took it as an oral sex joke.

Interesting; a utility joker.

 

[gsvol]

Only a moron would take that joke as off color. Sure Degeneres is a lesbian, but nobody, upon first hearing it, took it sexually.

So you are saying BHO's audience and/or the reporter are/isw moron(s)?

I just thought it was a boob joke...

What did you think of the jibe that bull dogs are more deliscious than soccer moms?

 

[therealUT]

What did you think of the jibe that bull dogs are more deliscious than soccer moms?

I would probably have to agree; although I have no experience munching on a hole that a baby has already passed through, I imagine that it will not be as nice.

 

[82_VOL_83]

I took it as an oral sex joke.

^This

 

[dreVol]

I'm not sure I'd brag that (a) my wife can do more pushups than I can, (b) b/c of said pushup prowess she is muscly, (c) she doesn't slob on his knob.

maybe it's just me.

 

[dreVol]

I would probably have to agree; although I have no experience munching on a hole that a baby has already passed through, I imagine that it will not be as nice.

I'd be nervous about getting sucked into the now-vacant, vacuumous womb with the force of 1,000 dying suns.

 

[volinbham]

I'm not sure I'd brag that (a) my wife can do more pushups than I can, (b) b/c of said pushup prowess she is muscly, (c) she doesn't slob on his knob.

maybe it's just me.

*musky

 

[MG1968]

I'm not sure I'd brag that (a) my wife can do more pushups than I can, (b) b/c of said pushup prowess she is muscly, (c) she doesn't slob on his knob.

maybe it's just me.

have you seen him throw a baseball? Michelle is clearly the alpha in their relationship

 

[PKT_VOL]

have you seen him throw a baseball? Michelle is clearly the alpha in their relationship

Yeah, that was embarrassing.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

I would probably have to agree; although I have no experience munching on a hole that a baby has already passed through, I imagine that it will not be as nice.

It isn't.

 

[golfballs]

It isn't.

a little smothering?

 

[GoBigOrangeUT]

a little smothering?

I envision something like the old Big Montana sandwiches at Arby's.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

a little smothering?

Ever been spelunking in a cave made entirely of fish?

 

[golfballs]

yikes

 

[dreVol]

Ever been spelunking in a cave made entirely of fish?

that image will haunt me for the weekend

 

[gsvol]

I would probably have to agree; although I have no experience munching on a hole that a baby has already passed through, I imagine that it will not be as nice.

Different strokes for different folks.

A. Bulldog has got to be tough I would think.

B. Strawberry douche has been invented.