just a little funny.............

[la.lovesorange]

A Mississippi redneck was stopped by a game warden in
East Mississippi recently with two ice chests of
fish, leaving a river well known for its fishing. The
game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to
catch those fish?"

"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here
are my pet
fish."
"Pet fish?"
"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river
and let 'em
swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump
right back
into this ice chest and I take 'em home."

" That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that!"

The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and
then said,
"It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
The redneck poured the fish into the river and stood
and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to him
and said,
"Well?"

" Well, what?" said the redneck.
"When are you going to call them back?"
>>"Call who back?"
>>"The FISH!"
>>"What fish?"

Moral:

We in Mississippi may not be as smart as some, but we
ain't as dumb as most.

You smart ones have a good day.

 

[rockytop muskrat]

That's pretty darn funny!

 

[jakez4ut]

A Mississippi redneck was stopped by a game warden in
East Mississippi recently with two ice chests of
fish, leaving a river well known for its fishing. The
game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to
catch those fish?"

"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here
are my pet
fish."
"Pet fish?"
"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river
and let 'em
swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump
right back
into this ice chest and I take 'em home."

" That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that!"

The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and
then said,
"It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
The redneck poured the fish into the river and stood
and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to him
and said,
"Well?"

" Well, what?" said the redneck.
"When are you going to call them back?"
>>"Call who back?"
>>"The FISH!"
>>"What fish?"

Moral:

We in Mississippi may not be as smart as some, but we
ain't as dumb as most.

You smart ones have a good day.

as someone that grew up in Mississippi, thank you...good stuff, i got a chuckle out of that....