taylor51vols
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Some jokes going around in Nashville
A lady in Knoxville calls 911. Hysterically, she says, "Someone's
just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!"
The police officer says, "Ma'am, we're really busy at the moment.
Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."
.
Q: What is Lane Kiffin's biggest concern?
A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Knoxville ?
A: A huddle.
Q: Four Tennessee players are in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.
Q: Why can't most of the UT players get into a huddle on the field?
A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
The University of Tennessee team has adopted a new Honor System:
"Yes, your Honor. No, your Honor."
The Volunteers are hoping for an undefeated season next year...
12 Arrests, 0 convictions.
Q: How did the Volunteers spend the first week of Spring practice?
A: Studying their Miranda rights.
A lady in Knoxville calls 911. Hysterically, she says, "Someone's
just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!"
The police officer says, "Ma'am, we're really busy at the moment.
Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."
.
Q: What is Lane Kiffin's biggest concern?
A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Knoxville ?
A: A huddle.
Q: Four Tennessee players are in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.
Q: Why can't most of the UT players get into a huddle on the field?
A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
The University of Tennessee team has adopted a new Honor System:
"Yes, your Honor. No, your Honor."
The Volunteers are hoping for an undefeated season next year...
12 Arrests, 0 convictions.
Q: How did the Volunteers spend the first week of Spring practice?
A: Studying their Miranda rights.
