Let the Gator bashing begin...

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attila

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Thought I would get started on some good ole Gator degredation early with no offweek, an excess of coffee, and no job to go to tomorrow. So Im thinking it always irks me, these UF fans and their photoshop images and tired cliche hillbilly jokes, why dont we get started on sending some back their way. So armed with a quasi fast internet connection and some research skills here we go....

The Typical Florida Student- or in other words, a skank speaks out

"Diana, a UF business junior, works part time as a stripper to support herself through college. She says it is probably the best job she has ever had because she only works twice a week for 10 hours total....she is a typical college student." Note: only at UF dear.

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My favorite quote:"What's she hate most? Giving lap dances to "ugly men."

"Guys are pretty stupid most of the time. I make them think they are the hottest men alive. Little do they know I could give a **** about them."

Part II

A quote from Fireronzook.com: The best innovation of the Zook tenure. Those practice jersey's with TEAM across the back. It's clearly working, because the team has found out that they can pound on other students together as a team much better than they would as individuals. Is there any accountability for these actions from the administration? Mr. Foley, you are the king of “what needs to be done eventually must be done immediately” so now is your chance to put your money where your mouth is.

Heres the jerseys hes talking about: wish that was little chrissy there

And I guess Foley, his mouth, and his money are still very far apart.

PS. I just wanted to start off a good thread and get some discussion, I know that you guys can do better. Feel free to throw in Gator jokes, pics whatever to contribute.




 
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Forgot to add this pick of Diana the model student's fave customer after a scintillating "film session" in his office:
 

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Why did the post office recall the new GATOR stamps?


Because people could not tell which side to spit on.

 
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I guy walks into a bar where all the Florida football players hangout with an alligator under his arm. puts the gator on the bar and announces that he is the best gator trainer in the world. he then proceeds to pry open the gators mouth and places his "manhood" in the gator's mouth. He then tells the gator to stay still and then breaks a beer bottle over the gator's head but the gator doesn't flinch. He then asks " Would anybody else like to try?" and one of the Florida players speaks up and says " I will, if you promise not to hit me with a bottle." :eek:lol: :eek:lol: :eek:lol: :eek:lol: :eek:lol:
 
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Why do UF students wear hats all the time ?



So they know which end to wipe!

 
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Originally posted by volmanjr@Sep 8, 2004 11:41 PM
I guy walks into a bar where all the Florida football players hangout with an alligator under his arm. puts the gator on the bar and announces that he is the best gator trainer in the world. he then proceeds to pry open the gators mouth and places his "manhood" in the gator's mouth. He then tells the gator to stay still and then breaks a beer bottle over the gator's head but the gator doesn't flinch. He then asks " Would anybody else like to try?" and one of the Florida players speaks up and says " I will, if you promise not to hit me with a bottle." :eek:lol: :eek:lol: :eek:lol: :eek:lol: :eek:lol:

:dlol: :dlol: :dlol: :dlol: :dlol: :dlol:
 
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I know its outdated but I like this anyway;

Steve Spurrier passed away and when he got to heaven God was showing him around and took him to see the house that would be his in heaven. It was quaint little 1BR 1 bath house with a small gator flag attached to the front porch. After wlaking thru the house and stepping into the backyard steve looked up at the top a large hill behind his house. At the top was a huge glimmering white mansion with shrubs trimmed to be UT's and a dozen flag poles in the front yard with huge UT banners waving grandly in the wind. Steve turns to God and says "Thank you Lord for this nice house but may I ask why Phillip's house is so much bigger than Mine?
to which God replies " That's not Phillip's house... It's Mine!"
 
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Everyone knows God is a Vol Fan. Why do you think they call it God's country over here?
 

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