Light thoughts on a dreary day

[volmanjr]

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

Have you ever noticed that somebody driving slower than you is an idiot, and someone driving faster than you is a maniac.

Statistics show that 1 out of every 4 Americans has some form of mental illness. Think of your 3 best friends. If they are ok , then its you!

A lady came up to me and pointed at my leather jacket. "you know a cow was murdered for that coat?" she sneered. I replied in a psycotic tone, " I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."

When somebody annoys you , it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles tpo extend your arm and whack them in the head.

If you make it idiot proof, they'll build a better idiot!
h34r:

 

[rwemyss]

:dlol:

A lady came up to me and pointed at my leather jacket. "you know a cow was murdered for that coat?" she sneered. I replied in a psycotic tone, " I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."

How about "Save a cow... eat a vegitarian."

Or "Sponsor a vegitarian! For every animal they don't eat, you eat 3!"

 

[volmanjr]

:lolup: :dlol: :dlol:

 

[volmanjr]

Remember this at work today:

Life at work is like a tree full of monkeys,
all on different limbs at different levels.

Some monkeys are climbing up some down.

The monkeys on top look down on a tree full of smiling faces.

The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but buttholes.

 

[rwemyss]

NICE! I don't think I should tell my boss that one though...

 

[volmanjr]

Adam and Eve had the perfect marriage, Adam couldn't wonder about all the women he could have married, and Eve didn't have to have her cooking compared to his mother's.

 

[volmanjr]

the monkeys are dropping poop on me ...I have to work this weekend!

 

[Freak]

Originally posted by volmanjr@Nov 12, 2004 2:32 PM
Statistics show that 1 out of every 4 Americans has some form of mental illness. Think of your 3 best friends. If they are ok , then its you!

uh oh! :blink:

 

[volmanjr]

:lolup: me too! all 3 of my friends are sane....of course I'm the only one who can hear them.