rexvol
The Minister of Defense
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I thought that as we head into this final week before the season starts that a little joke might ease the tension......
Boudreaux and Marie
Boudreaux and Marie are getting ready for bed. Marie is standing in
front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself.
You know, Boudreaux," she comments. "I stare into dis mirror and I see
an old lady My poor face is got all dem wrinkles , my boobs sag so
much dat dey dangle to my waist, my arms and legs, dey is flabby as
popped balloons, and my butt looks like a sad, deflated version of da
Hindenberg!" My body has just gone ta hell in a hand basket!
She turns to face Boudreaux and says, "Boudreaux, please tell me jest
one positive ting about my body so I can feel better about maself."
Boudreaux studies Marie critically for a moment and then says in a soft,
thoughtful voice, "Well, dere's nuttin wrong wit your eye sight."
Boudreaux and Marie
Boudreaux and Marie are getting ready for bed. Marie is standing in
front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself.
You know, Boudreaux," she comments. "I stare into dis mirror and I see
an old lady My poor face is got all dem wrinkles , my boobs sag so
much dat dey dangle to my waist, my arms and legs, dey is flabby as
popped balloons, and my butt looks like a sad, deflated version of da
Hindenberg!" My body has just gone ta hell in a hand basket!
She turns to face Boudreaux and says, "Boudreaux, please tell me jest
one positive ting about my body so I can feel better about maself."
Boudreaux studies Marie critically for a moment and then says in a soft,
thoughtful voice, "Well, dere's nuttin wrong wit your eye sight."
