Lightening the mood

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JasonCajun

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Man, it is getting thick in here.

One thing to remember when UT loses, there is life after football and jokes about other teams.

My favorite-

How do you get an LSU graduate off the porch?

Pay him for the pizza.
 
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Originally posted by JasonCajun@Nov 19, 2005 9:13 PM
Man, it is getting thick in here.

One thing to remember when UT loses, there is life after football and jokes about other teams.

My favorite-

How do you get an LSU graduate off the porch?

Pay him for the pizza.
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:lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove:
 
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Why did OJ Simpson want to hide out in Baton Rouge after his murders?

He knew the government would never look at LSU for a Heisman candidate.
 
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:birgits_giggle:

What do you get when you cross an Ole Miss cheerleader with a convertable?

An ugly girl who's top comes off easily.

 
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How many bama fans does it take to change a light bulb? All of em, one to change it and the rest to stand around talking about how the new one is gonna go without blowing because Brodie's back...but hey wait then they played LSU and Auburn ooops
 
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Originally posted by volmanjr@Nov 19, 2005 6:23 PM
How many bama fans does it take to change a light bulb? All of em, one to change it and the rest to stand around talking about how the new one is gonna go without blowing because Brodie's back...but hey wait then they played LSU and Auburn ooops
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:lol:

How many Bama freshman does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. It's a sophomore course
 
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Originally posted by milohimself@Nov 19, 2005 8:25 PM
:lol:

How many Bama freshman does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. It's a sophomore course
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yeah freshman yr you have to take ladder climbing 101
 
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I didn't know they made lightbulbs big enough to get even one bama chick inside..... or did I misread the question?
 
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Originally posted by milohimself@Nov 19, 2005 9:25 PM
:lol:

How many Bama freshman does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. It's a sophomore course
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how many bama sophomres does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 but he gets 4 credits.
 
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Originally posted by tvolsfan@Nov 19, 2005 8:39 PM
how many bama sophomres does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 but he gets 4 credits.
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5 if he's on the football team plus a hundred bucks :biggrin2:
 
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Why would you teach Bama students to screw in light bulbs anyway? Except for the lucky few who get those prized janitor jobs it's not like once they graduate they're going to be around places with electricity that often...
 
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I go to tigerdroppings from time to time to spread the Big Orange gospel. Tonight during their Ole Miss/LSU thread I asked if they get nervous nowadays when the TV camera pans the LSU faithful after a TD. They didn't like that too much and made some off color remarks about Tennessee's season this year.

I also thought about asking this, "What makes y'all more nervous? Turnovers or the camera panning your student section after a TD?" I didn't do it though...most of the LSU folks over there are okay...
 
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If General Neyland was coaching this year's TN, you can bet there wouldn't be any argument about whether the HC stank.


(give it a minute...)
 
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Why was Ainge walking funny up and down the sidelines all game long?

He's been working all week trying to learn how to pass a football.
 
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An UGA fan goes to the proctologist, and with a desperate look in his eye says, "Doc, I know you're not going to believe me, but I swear to god for the last week my..er..rectum has been singing, "Georgia on My Mind".

The doctor smiles, relieved, slips off his gloves, slaps him on the shoulder and says, "Don't worry son, all the ****oles sing that song."
 
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Two SC players, Bubba and Tiny were sitting in their last final exam of the summer, and both had to pass to stay eligible. It was fill in the blank, but as the test went on, Bubba got more and more desperate. By the time he'd gotten to the final question he'd known about a third, guessed on about a third, and was pretty sure he'd blown the rest. The last question was "Old MacDonald had a ________". He knew he knew the answer but for the life of him it just wouldn't come. Making sure the Prof. wasn't looking, he reached over and poked Tiny and hissed, "What's the answer to the last one?" Tiny almost busted a gut trying to hold in the laughter and not give them away, but finally he managed to hiss back, "FARM you moron." Bubba glowered at him, but mostly because he couldn't believe he'd forgotten that after the way they'd covered it in class. But then Bubba just sat there, pen suspended over his paper. Knowing he was never going to hear the end of it, he finally gave up and said, "Hey Tiny, how do you spell Farm?" This time Tiny actually did snort out loud, and had to fake like it was a sneeze as the Prof glanced back at them suspiciously. When the Prof finally lost interest again, Tiny hissed back out of the corner of his mouth, "Bubba, I swear you've got to be the biggest idiot that ever came out of the State of South Carolina. It's spelled E-I-E-O."

 
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Fulmer announced tonight by telephone that he knew for a fact that the fans were still behind him.... but he had a full tank of gas and he was pretty sure that if he could make it to the hills he could shake them on the backroads....
 
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