lolololol Bama has cryogenics machine on sideline

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Insunseri

Insunseri

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...it's like 5 ft tall and has a huge hose coming out of it. Holly Rowe says it's like an "instant ice pack". Here's an idea...skip the mr. freeze bs, save money and use an ice pack.
 
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Insunseri said:
...it's like 5 ft tall and has a huge hose coming out of it. Holly Rowe says it's like an "instant ice pack". Here's an idea...skip the mr. freeze bs, save money and use an ice pack.
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It's to put Saban's head in to freeze if he dies suddenly (ala Mickey Mantle or whomever). Was in his contract...
 
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You can't put ice on genetically engineered robots. Duh.

Cryogenics is the only way to keep the circuits cool.
 
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haha yeah they are so stupid at bama..that junk cant work thats why they are so bad..oh wait a minute
 
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holdemvol said:
I also heard they use airplanes to get to away games...idiots should save money and ride the bus.
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Why pay God-knows-how-much on a cryogenics machine that is "like an istant ice pack", when you can have REAL instant ice packs on stand-by? Tell me this isn't ridiculous.
 
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Devices similar to that are used by NFL teams in the treatment of spinal cord injuries.


....Bama should be applauded for having one available.
 
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Why pay for bottled water or gatorade when you could run a garden hose out to the sideline? I just dont understand why you care how Alabama spends the fortune they are raking in off the success they are having.
 
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Crew said:
Dummies mock what they don't understand.
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Sideline tech trends come and go...if this ends up being a main-stay, I will concede that I am a dummy. Otherwise, I'm holding true to my stance that this is absurd
 
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Insunseri said:
Sideline tech trends come and go...if this ends up being a main-stay, I will concede that I am a dummy. Otherwise, I'm holding true to my stance that this is absurd
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Google 'Kevin Everett'.

That "absurdity" is partly responsible for his continued ability to walk.
 
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holdemvol said:
Why pay for bottled water or gatorade when you could run a garden hose out to the sideline? I just dont understand why you care how Alabama spends the fortune they are raking in off the success they are having.
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I don't understand why you care why I care about such nonsense. I think it's hilarious, that's that.
 
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Crew said:
Google 'Kevin Everett'.

That "absurdity" is partly responsible for his continued ability to walk.
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"doctors chilled his body by giving him two liters of an icy saltwater solution intravenously". That's what I found...what I'm talking about is COMPLETELY different.
 
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Insunseri said:
"doctors chilled his body by giving him two liters of an icy saltwater solution intravenously". That's what I found...what I'm talking about is COMPLETELY different.
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It's the same technology. Why else do you think it would be out there, if not for the potential to treat injures?

.....it's not out there to keep drinks cold.
 
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Insunseri said:
...it's like 5 ft tall and has a huge hose coming out of it. Holly Rowe says it's like an "instant ice pack". Here's an idea...skip the mr. freeze bs, save money and use an ice pack.
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It has been shown that instantaneous cooling of a major extremity (hand or foot) when used continuously after a workout can increase test production and improve recovery by a good %. You can buy a glove for $3k that does same thing if you want.
 
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