Lou Holtz gems

[VolinArizona]

I'm starting this thread because Lou Holtz cracks me up. He somehow has a lisp in words with no S's or H's. So, this will be our fun way to remember his gems. You can either let us know of stupid/genius remarks or put the phonetic spelling of what he says.

I'll start.

Just now during halftime of the FSU/NC State game, they were talking about UT/UGA. I heard Lou Holtz attempt to say Joe Tereshinski. It sounded like:

Joe Shushashushski

Have at it.

 

[hvwarrior58]

Do you mean Lou Holtz?

 

[VolinArizona]

Do you mean Lou Holtz?

Yes

Too many Coronas. Fixing now.

 

[hvwarrior58]

Yeah, Corso is the nut that puts on the headgear.