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Spartacavolus

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2010 movie with Danny trejo and de niro. On hbo and just watched the first 30 minutes. Worst movie I have ever seen. Trejo just escaped by using a guys intestines as a rope.
 
#2
#2
It was a movie based on a fake trailer for Grindhouse.

.....not to be taken seriously.
 
#3
#3
I thought about that but its not funny either. Just terrible. Its like somebody won a bet and got to write a movie.
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#4
It's better than Hobo With a Shotgun. Neither come close to the grindhouse films though.
 
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pl3 said:
I thought about that but its not funny either. Just terrible. Its like somebody won a bet and got to write a movie.
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.....it's not far from the truth.
 
#6
#6
Jessica Alba looks fantastic in the shower, there's a few entertainingly over the top moments...and that's all I got. I think that covers maybe 3 minutes, 5 tops.
 
#7
#7
Holy hell this movie is awesome! It's just the best kind of awful. Also, Alba isn't the only one who looks good in this one.
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#8
#8
Michelle Rodriquez looks good. I found it mildly entertaining. Thought the intestines thing was hilarious.
 
#9
#9
I loved it. Seen 3-4 it times. It's meant to be cheesy. Get over yourselves.
 
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#10
If Mexicans had an "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka"/blaxploitation parady for their people, this would be it.
 
#12
#12
I thought it was great. I watched it with some friends about a month go. My buddies loved it. Funny, cheesy, excellent.

The girls hated it though.
 
#13
#13
The movie isn't supposed to be taken seriously. It's not really supposed to be all that funny either. I'd say its aim is to be violently entertaining.
 
#15
#15
In fairness I think I got a little irritated at the movie the first time when I started getting the feeling I was being politically preached at bit. Probably should give it another go knowing to filter that out in advance.
 
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VolsSportsFan said:
Yep, but too bad it's not real.
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No less so than the rest of the quality time we spend together. :)

She still looks good wet.
Most of the skin shown is still real.
It's an accurate proportional portrayal of reality so it's more believable than the "Tarzan by intestine" scene.
 
#17
#17
I guess I wasn't in the right frame of mind. I saw the actors listed and expected differently.
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