Making fun of Alabama

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The mouthbreathers will bomb you for linking Travis' work. I agree that its good stuff
 
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Alabama=That place you have to drive through to get to Panama City, FL .

Alabama... Ever seen the roads there? Its like roads in Mexico... terrible terrible....
 
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Travis is best when he is talking about things off the field and not on the field. But he himself is a man-boobed puss who never played sports and knows nothing about football
 
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JimVol said:
Alabama=That place you have to drive through to get to Panama City, FL .

Alabama... Ever seen the roads there? Its like roads in Mexico... terrible terrible....
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Alabama's roads are like heaven if you've been through Arkansas, Mississippi or Louisiana.
 
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tim said:
Heaven? You have low aspirations.:)
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Truckers polled in 2008 said TN has top 5 best roads to drive on in america. Three of the bottom five

KY, Indiana, Bama.

If you've ever drown through Louisville or Evansville, you already know why. I've never been passed Birmingham so I can't judge the worst of it really in bama
 
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s1216 said:
Travis is best when he is talking about things off the field and not on the field. But he himself is a man-boobed puss who never played sports and knows nothing about football
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Most likely...but his commentary on these photos is hilarious.
 
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Daloth said:
Truckers polled in 2008 said TN has top 5 best roads to drive on in america. Three of the bottom five

KY, Indiana, Bama.

If you've ever drown through Louisville or Evansville, you already know why. I've never been passed Birmingham so I can't judge the worst of it really in bama
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Yeah but Bama has the best sidewalks according to walkers polled in 2009
 
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Daloth said:
Truckers polled in 2008 said TN has top 5 best roads to drive on in america. Three of the bottom five

KY, Indiana, Bama.

If you've ever drown through Louisville or Evansville, you already know why. I've never been passed Birmingham so I can't judge the worst of it really in bama
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Living in KY and spending a week per month for work in lower AL I'll agree with the truckers. Some of these county roads in LA would be better served being dirt.
 
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I "crossed paths" with a Bama fan today. One of those cats where you try to walk the complete opposite diection from.. Shaved head except the patch of rat tail. Tattoos on the side of his head. Huge handle bar mustache. Weighed at least 360 (conservative estimate) cut off sleeve shirt.. whole nine yards. Of course I had my UT hat on the the first thing he says is " I cain't wait fer 10/20" I resonded "ok" and kept walking. As I am walking I hear him say "Bama gunna whup UT's ass!" I didn't break stride nor look back at the mutant. All of this in a public setting. Moral of the story.. majority of Bama fans I encounter (albeit not all) are complete trash. Honestly this is a true story. And yes I know "cool story". Had to share it.
 
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Scotty's Flat Top said:
I "crossed paths" with a Bama fan today. One of those cats where you try to walk the complete opposite diection from.. Shaved head except the patch of rat tail. Tattoos on the side of his head. Huge handle bar mustache. Weighed at least 360 (conservative estimate) cut off sleeve shirt.. whole nine yards. Of course I had my UT hat on the the first thing he says is " I cain't wait fer 10/20" I resonded "ok" and kept walking. As I am walking I hear him say "Bama gunna whup UT's ass!" I didn't break stride nor look back at the mutant. All of this in a public setting. Moral of the story.. majority of Bama fans I encounter (albeit not all) are complete trash. Honestly this is a true story. And yes I know "cool story". Had to share it.
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At least he speaks the truth. Can't fault him for that.
 
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Scotty's Flat Top said:
I "crossed paths" with a Bama fan today. One of those cats where you try to walk the complete opposite diection from.. Shaved head except the patch of rat tail. Tattoos on the side of his head. Huge handle bar mustache. Weighed at least 360 (conservative estimate) cut off sleeve shirt.. whole nine yards. Of course I had my UT hat on the the first thing he says is " I cain't wait fer 10/20" I resonded "ok" and kept walking. As I am walking I hear him say "Bama gunna whup UT's ass!" I didn't break stride nor look back at the mutant. All of this in a public setting. Moral of the story.. majority of Bama fans I encounter (albeit not all) are complete trash. Honestly this is a true story. And yes I know "cool story". Had to share it.
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I missed the evidence that was supposed to demonstrate that this person was "complete trash"?

I did pick up on evidence of an arrogant ******* in that story, though.
 
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therealUT said:
I missed the evidence that was supposed to demonstrate that this person was "complete trash"?

I did pick up on evidence of an arrogant ******* in that story, though.
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Yeah he was pretty arrogant bro.

I don't know what planet you live on where it is socially acceptable for some redneck to scream "Bama is gonna whoop UT's ass" in front of my 12 old nephew in a grocery store.. and the rest of God's creation at the Deli counter at 7 00 in the morning. But, you being a liberal, I wouldn't expect for you to comprehend why some might see that as a trashy behavioral trait.
 
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Scotty's Flat Top said:
Yeah he was pretty arrogant bro.

I don't know what planet you live on where it is socially acceptable for some redneck to scream "Bama is gonna whoop UT's ass" in front of my 12 old nephew in a grocery store.. and the rest of God's creation at the Deli counter at 7 00 in the morning. But, you being a liberal, I wouldn't expect for you to comprehend why some might see that as a trashy behavior.
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Trashy behavior is usually repaid with trashy behavior.
 
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