Man sues Jordan for looking like him

[utvolpj]

"Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan)," Heckard said.

Heckard apparently is suing Jordan for defamation and permanent injury, emotional pain and suffering. He is suing Knight for defamation and permanent injury for promoting Jordan and making him one of the world's most famous athletes.

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God bless the US legal system!

 

[milohimself]

This man is from my hometown of Hillsboro. In its defense, every town has its share of crazy bastards, and most of them have more than Hillsboro in my experience.

 

[milohimself]

God bless the US legal system!

And what does that have to do with the legal system? Anybody can try and sue anyone else for anything, it doesn't mean it will work.

 

[GAVol]

Uh . . . I think it was sarcasm.

On a related note though, I'm suing Danny Devito.

 

[tidwell]

Their domes are somewhat similar, I guess.

 

[volinbham]

On a related note though, I'm suing Danny Devito.

:lolabove:

I'm so sorry but a jury is much more likely to feel your pain than the guy suing Jordan :ninja:

 

[milohimself]

I'll keep up with the tradition from my town then...

I'm suing Brad Pitt. B)

 

[OWB]

Uh . . . I think it was sarcasm.

On a related note though, I'm suing Danny Devito.

lol:

 

[OWB]

I'll keep up with the tradition from my town then...

I'm suing Brad Pitt. B)

More like Arm Pitt..

 

[tidwell]

I would sue Hakan Sukur... if I knew where the effer was.

 

[BLEEDS ORANGE]

he kinda looks like him, but not identical brothers. what a crock of
#@%&.

 

[lawgator1]

1) Its a publicity stunt.

2) I assume the guy is pro se (no lawyer). If some lawyer did sign that complaint, then he needs to be disbarred.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

OMG, this is hilarious :lol:

 

[thebradmanvolfan]

what an idiot

 

[Jasongivm6]

Hat is suing "The Emperor" Palatine

 

[hohenfelsvol]

I'm suing the justice system for allowing all this suing. Disgusting. I think I have a case too.