Maybe espn does hate Tenn

[droski]

Awful Announcing: Have You Ever Wondered What A Casting Call For An ESPN Commercial Is Like?

[ TENNESSEE ]
FEMALE. Tennessee is orange crazy. The ice tray in her orange fridge, that freezes the water she dyes orange, is that orange. The party girl cowboy hat she wears is a white and orange zebra print. The tattoo on her lower back is Pantone 3 for that Tennessee orange. The only thing that's not orange is her dog, which is the20mascot Smokey. Did we mention she's crazy? A slutty girl who would hang out at the cowgirl hall of fame.

 

[PowerT83]

That'll piss alot of people off, but its funny

 

[hmanvolfan]

This is a terrible waste of bandwidth, droski...

 

[VOLatile]

The last line... while probably true, is kinda funny. Personally, I don't know any female Vol fans. I had converted my ex to a Vol fan... and she whored herself out. So it could be true...

 

[volfanbill]

if you read all of them, they are all quite mean. But funny.

 

[volfanbill]

[ MICHIGAN STATE ]
MALE. Blue collar to the core. Michigan State is one tough kid that grew up by putting a few down. That's just Michigan State's way. Big beefy kid

 

[akworthen]

eh hem..I am a female Vols fan and not a slut or whore..so there you go

 

[volfanbill]

eh hem..I am a female Vols fan and not a slut or whore..so there you go

can you play one on tv though?

if you can't, you need not apply

 

[akworthen]

possibly..why would one need to? Guess I'm being nosy and got confused.

 

[volfanbill]

possibly..why would one need to? Guess I'm being nosy and got confused.

it's just a (possibly fake) casting call for some commercial. All in good fun. The UT girl is expected to be a little slutty.

 

[akworthen]

Ok. Read it. Got it. Yes, ESPN hates TN. Maybe it's not real. I hope not..Good Lord!

 

[McCat]

That's pretty funny stuff. Not as funny as Lee corso in an elevator with a woman yelling for her pig named Rocky Top, but mirthful nonetheless.

 

[TrueOrange]

yeah espn doesnt like us....not so much in the university sucks kinda way but in the "while we will present other team's fans as just being in love with their teams to a crazy extent, we'll make fun of your fans by making them nationally be seen as drunk, illiterate hicks or rednecks just way too in love with your team"...sigh...

 

[thagodfather]

eh hem..I am a female Vols fan and not a slut or whore..so there you go

like you would say otherwise. however, i will take your word for it.

 

[thagodfather]

The last line... while probably true, is kinda funny. Personally, I don't know any female Vol fans. I had converted my ex to a Vol fan... and she whored herself out. So it could be true...

kentucky girls are way more slutty than tn girls.

 

[VolfanMike]

kentucky girls are way more slutty than tn girls.

All KY girls look the same. Perhaps it's becuase they are sisters?

 

[alaVOL]

Is this what you're talking about?

 

[McCat]

All KY girls look the same. Perhaps it's becuase they are sisters?

Don't ask, don't tell. But they ARE prettier than TN girls.

:crazy:

 

[volmanbill]

Don't ask, don't tell. But they ARE prettier than TN girls.

:crazy:

Wife looking over your shoulder huh?

 

[McCat]

Wife looking over your shoulder huh?

haha. The wife is neither Kentuckian nor Tennessean.

 

[BigPapaVol]

Don't ask, don't tell. But they ARE prettier than TN girls.

:crazy:

you're really upset over the Vandy game to just spout ridiculousness like this.

 

[McCat]

you're really upset over the Vandy game to just spout ridiculousness like this.

I am upset over the Vandy game.

But I still don't know why "slutty" Kentucky gals is a bad thing?

 

[UNAVol89]

The state of Alabama has the most gorgeous women on this continent. Girls that are 7s in Alabama are 10s anywhere else.

 

[milohimself]

Thank you for that oh-so-important bump on a four month old thread.

 

[milohimself]

And (listing west to east) go to USC, UCLA, ASU, UofA, Texas and Florida State.

Girls at these universities are a *little* hotter than those in Alabama.