Mayfield's good by date was 4/24

[volved]

Scottie Mayfield apologizes after son admits slashing tire

Scottie Mayfield apologized to U.S. Rep. Chuck Fleischmann "and to the voters" after his 33-year-old son confessed to slashing a Fleischmann staffer's tire at a Mayfield campaign event.

"I am truly sorry and embarrassed," wrote Mayfield, who's challenging Fleischmann in Tennessee's 3rd Congressional District Republican primary.

This one can be milked for lots of pun.

 

[volinbham]

He was caught because he left Moose Tracks

That kid's got a Rocky Road ahead of him

 

[GAVol]

In his statement, Scottie Mayfield said his son "is prepared to make full restitution for the damage that was done to Mr. Threadgill's tire." Powell said Threadgill hasn't been able to get a mechanic's estimate.

a mechanic's estimate?! It's a friggin flat tire. Are these campaigns trying to outdouche each other?

 

[golfballs]

hilarious

 

[PKT_VOL]

I love Mayfield milk.

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

a mechanic's estimate?! It's a friggin flat tire. Are these campaigns trying to outdouche each other?

They probably have to pay the GSA rate for the tire.