Medicine for fellow sufferers of BVS-23, Gainesville Variant

[BruisedOrange]

Beamer's presser this week gives an opposing coach's view of what Tennessee brings to the table. It's a healthy reminder of what our team's real (not fan-perceived) strengths actually are.

It's also a good source for opposition research, for anyone who's interested in that.

But I don't recommend past 06:25 in the video for those currently suffering a BVS relapse. As always:
- avoid stressful stats
- sip--don't gulp--your orange kool-aid, and
- limit your alcohol intake before noon.

 

[TAF]

Uh..'Coach-Speak"...

 

[aRmo]

Cant take anything from coach speak. He sees where we are weak.

 

[Sara Clark]

EVERY coach speaks highly of the team they are about to play. It looks better if they win.

 

[VFL-82-JP]

Yah, so take Beamer's coach-speak as one extreme... and take the whiny, entitled fan-speak that's all too common on these boards as the other end ... and average them out. That's about where we really are.

Go Vols!

 

[Grudenator]

He’s licking his chops at banks playing the cornerbacks 10-15 yards off the line of scrimmage every play

 

[Manchester Vol]

Beamer's presser this week gives an opposing coach's view of what Tennessee brings to the table. It's a healthy reminder of what our team's real (not fan-perceived) strengths actually are.

It's also a good source for opposition research, for anyone who's interested in that.

But I don't recommend past 06:25 in the video for those currently suffering a BVS relapse. As always:
- avoid stressful stats
- sip--don't gulp--your orange kool-aid, and
- limit your alcohol intake before noon.

I really like the way you present your message. It’s almost as if you work in mental health and you’re trying to keep us from driving off the road. I can’t listen to Shane Beamer because. Well, just because.

 

[Grudenator]

I really like the way you present your message. It’s almost as if you work in mental health and you’re trying to keep us from driving off the road. I can’t listen to Shane Beamer because. Well, just because.

Beamer was super respectful in the video. You could tell by the way he spoke though and he knew our secondary was the weakness. I can’t imagine why, since we line up 10-15 yards off the line of scrimmage every play.

 

[Johnnyreb#VFL]

 

[UTFanHades]

I got some medicine for BVS: 4 melatonin 3 hours prior to kickoff

 

[BruisedOrange]

Uh..'Coach-Speak"...

Cant take anything from coach speak. He sees where we are weak.

EVERY coach speaks highly of the team they are about to play. It looks better if they win.

Gee whiz, y'all... you're negating the medical efficacy of the placebo effect!

Now I'm gonna have to crank out fake numbers to keep my federal grant
(...or double the estimated impact of BVS on climate change).

 

[VOLfrombama]

The real medicine for BVS is winning

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

I got some medicine for BVS: 4 melatonin 3 hours prior to kickoff

Washed down with a handle of Jack?

 

[cjbongoinstructor]

Reminds me of when Saban used to praise the 5 star champion of shower etiquette…

 

[BornAndRaisedVOL!]

BVS is real. I am a sufferer.

 

[BornAndRaisedVOL!]

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My stomach buckled a bit looking at that pic. Flashbacks from long ago. I can still taste it going down...and coming back up.

 

[BruisedOrange]

BVS is real. I am a sufferer.

Acknowledgement is the first step to recovery!

The real medicine for BVS is winning

While my instinct is to agree with you...
Dr. Robert Holden, a British psychologist, wrote: “Beware of destination addiction—a preoccupation with the idea that happiness is in the next place, the next job and with the next partner. Until you give up the idea that happiness is somewhere else, it will never be where you are.”

 

[vol94]

EVERY coach speaks highly of the team they are about to play. It looks better if they win.

And not as bad if they lose.

 

[VOLfrombama]

Acknowledgement is the first step to recovery!



While my instinct is to agree with you...
Dr. Robert Holden, a British psychologist, wrote: “Beware of destination addiction—a preoccupation with the idea that happiness is in the next place, the next job and with the next partner. Until you give up the idea that happiness is somewhere else, it will never be where you are.”

Well losing is how we developed the feeling of being battered, so the only other option is giving up on the Vols all together, and I’m not sure if I’m ready for that yet. So destination W it is!

 

[Ashevillevol]

Beamer was super respectful in the video. You could tell by the way he spoke though and he knew our secondary was the weakness. I can’t imagine why, since we line up 10-15 yards off the line of scrimmage every play.

The obvious answer for Banks is to line up our corners and safeties across our goal line, no matter where the line of scrimmage is. That way he can be certain none of their receivers will get past them.

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

No way in hell am I listening to Beamer for 30 minutes!

 

[ftsandersvol]

Beamer's an idiot. Not wasting my time listening to his drivel.

 

[Manchester Vol]

I got some medicine for BVS: 4 melatonin 3 hours prior to kickoff

4 glasses perhaps.

 

[Johnnyreb#VFL]

My stomach buckled a bit looking at that pic. Flashbacks from long ago. I can still taste it going down...and coming back up.

Lol I knew someone here would feel my pain. ESP if it’s warm

 

[Budalicious]

Beamer's presser this week gives an opposing coach's view of what Tennessee brings to the table. It's a healthy reminder of what our team's real (not fan-perceived) strengths actually are.

It's also a good source for opposition research, for anyone who's interested in that.

But I don't recommend past 06:25 in the video for those currently suffering a BVS relapse. As always:
- avoid stressful stats
- sip--don't gulp--your orange kool-aid, and
- limit your alcohol intake before noon.

Maybe Beamer should be critiquing his own team! They are not setting the world on fire . Just dumpsters!