Middle school issues ban on intentional flatulence

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(Camden) Middle school issues ban on intentional flatulence - Community - VillageSoup

CAMDEN (Feb 1): The Merriam Webster Dictionary definition for flatulence is brief: "flatus expelled through the anus." And while it's a natural bodily function, it seems some Camden-Rockport Middle School eighth-grade boys are taking it to new heights and making a game of seeing who can expel the loudest and grossest flatus.

According to this week's Fire Cracker school newsletter though, the joke's on the boys as the penalty for "intentional farting" is now a detention.
"Strange, but true, thanks to a bunch of 8th grade boys, intentional farting has been banned from CRMS," the newsletter said. "It started out as a funny joke and eventually turned into a game. This is the first rule at CRMS that prevents the use of natural bodily functions. The penalty for intentional farting is a detention, so keep it to yourself!"
According to a group of seventh-grade students milling around downtown following Friday's storm-related early release, the eighth-graders' escapades are well known in the school.
"They would do it in science class and other places," said Jordan Tyler. "It's a natural occurrence and we all do it 16 times a day."
When questioned where he learned that information, Tyler and the other students all said it was true, though they couldn't remember where they heard it.
One of the other students, Kyle Ruger, said the act by the boys was funny, but he had mixed feelings about whether it was appropriate.
Jordan Knowlton minced no words when she expressed how she felt, saying, "It's gross."
Remy LeVine said he was in the class when CRMS science teacher Brad LaRoche talked to all the eighth-grade boys about the issue, as well as the consequences.
Attempts to reach CRMS Principal Maria Libby Friday afternoon were unsuccessful and school Superintendent Patricia Hopkins said she had not heard anything about the issue or the alleged suspected result, though she did get a good chuckle out of the news.

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Thoughts?
 
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According to this week's Fire Cracker school newsletter
Let's hope nobody is reading that newsletter near one of the perpetrators.
 
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I bet the school administrators are patting themselves on their backs over this one.
 
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i guess if you want to pass then no gas...it might get you expelled....sorry for that...just couldn't resist...burping will be next...
man--taking it to the extreme
 
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The school is just trying to reduce its net carbon footprint....nothing wrong with that.

(I just made a GW joke...some one give me a cookie...this beer I'm drinking must have really gone to my head)
 
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Well, at least they aren't concerned about teaching the kids reedin', ritin', and rithmatik...
 
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How do you determine intentional?

I can't wait for a legal test and the ACLU ramifications.
 
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And while it's a natural bodily function, it seems some Camden-Rockport Middle School eighth-grade boys are taking it to new heights and making a game of seeing who can expel the loudest and grossest flatus.

Well that's a first in middle school. No students have ever thought to do that before 2008.
 

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