Moose Knuckles at the Kentucky Derby

[volinbham]

Well done Internet, well done. The "Delta Dawn" lyrics in the comments are just one of the gems

https://www.facebook.com/840WHAS/photos/a.114521580801.122937.105344280801/10154215444215802/?type=3&theater

I hope he brought his cornstarch with him, because Papaws moose knuckle is going to get chafed in those tight pants..

Peter Nygard
What's them trousers you have on.
Could they be a size 4T from days gone byyyyyy!!
And did I hear you say, you were wearing them anyway.
Just to upstage Tanya Tucker on Derby Day.

Looks like a squirrel trying to get out of a crown royal bag!!!!

 

[vols 30]

Lmao!!

 

[joevol33]

Haha

 

[jp1]

"I wouldn't blame him if he takes his balls and goes home". Lmao

 

[UTFanForLife]

The best caption is above her head.

 

[pismonque]

"That thing's so big it has an elbow." lol

 

[hmanvolfan]

Them Crown Royal bags are a *****.

 

[crusse10]

it's the pleats in the pants