More blue state stupidity

[OrangeTsar]

California Considers $1,000 Fine for Waiters Offering Unsolicited Plastic Straws
(Plus SIX MONTHS in prison)

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

California Considers $1,000 Fine for Waiters Offering Unsolicited Plastic Straws
(Plus SIX MONTHS in prison)

The police will gladly enforce this, also. #JustDoingMyJob

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

This is almost as dumb as paying reparations

 

[zeppelin128]

California Considers $1,000 Fine for Waiters Offering Unsolicited Plastic Straws
(Plus SIX MONTHS in prison)

This is incredibly dumb. Not you, but attacking working class folks with this bill. They might have updated it since you posted, but it does say they intend to remove the fines.

 

[Rickyvol77]

The police will gladly enforce this, also. #JustDoingMyJob

How many people were arrested the past four years because of this?

 

[OrangeTsar]

„What are you in for“?
„Distribution of beverage paraphernalia“

 

[OrangeTsar]

They race to stupidity brooks no pause or delay. Colorado to fine High Schools $25,000 PER MONTH until they disavow their first Amendment right to have a Native American themed mascot.
7 more schools may face $25K monthly fine as Colorado adds “Thunderbird” to banned mascot list

 

[VOLS INC.]

They race to stupidity brooks no pause or delay. Colorado to fine High Schools $25,000 PER MONTH until they disavow their first Amendment right to have a Native American themed mascot.
7 more schools may face $25K monthly fine as Colorado adds “Thunderbird” to banned mascot list

Record high inflation, possible WW3, supply chain shortages, etc. and state governments are worried about this BS!

This is like disciplining your child while they are choking to death. Just so short-sided and ridiculous.

 

[SuzyVol]

They race to stupidity brooks no pause or delay. Colorado to fine High Schools $25,000 PER MONTH until they disavow their first Amendment right to have a Native American themed mascot.
7 more schools may face $25K monthly fine as Colorado adds “Thunderbird” to banned mascot list

Will Mad Dog be far behind?

 

[UT_VOLS13]

California proposes ban on sale of gas vehicles by 2035

 

[OrangeTsar]

California proposes ban on sale of gas vehicles by 2035

Good grief. Are they just not killing their state quickly enough? I guess if I bring in a load of plastic straws in a gasoline powered truck, i guess I get the Death penalty?

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

Good grief. Are they just not killing their state quickly enough? I guess if I bring in a load of plastic straws in a gasoline powered truck, i guess I get the Death penalty?

We got your back.

 

[Majors]

California Considers $1,000 Fine for Waiters Offering Unsolicited Plastic Straws
(Plus SIX MONTHS in prison)

Can someone go to jail for life if they offer a family of three, 3 straws?

 

[DancingOutlaw]

Good grief. Are they just not killing their state quickly enough? I guess if I bring in a load of plastic straws in a gasoline powered truck, i guess I get the Death penalty?

If you’re going to do it at least bring in the high capacity ghost straws.

 

[lukeneyland]

Good grief. Are they just not killing their state quickly enough? I guess if I bring in a load of plastic straws in a gasoline powered truck, i guess I get the Death penalty?

No that’s silly. You’d get forced reassignment surgery

 

[85SugarVol]

If you offer an unsolicited plastic straw to an environmentalist - is that a hate crime?

 

[85SugarVol]

California Considers $1,000 Fine for Waiters Offering Unsolicited Plastic Straws
(Plus SIX MONTHS in prison)

The Los Angeles Times has gotten behind the movement, endorsing straws-on-request policies in an editorial that also warned that "repetitive sucking may cause or exacerbate wrinkles on the lips or around the mouth."

Oh the jokes…

 

[hog88]

If you offer an unsolicited plastic straw to an environmentalist - is that a hate crime?

Of course.

 

[landscapingvol]

If you offer an unsolicited plastic straw to an environmentalist - is that a hate crime?

Punishable by forced sex with a transgender female who talks incessantly about toxic masculinity

 

[hog88]

Punishable by forced sex with a transgender female who talks incessantly about toxic masculinity

Wouldn't that violate teh 8th amendment?

 

[landscapingvol]

Wouldn't that violate teh 8th amendment?

I think you would be singing a different tune if it were Caitlyn Jenner lying on the bed shirtless

 

[OrangeTsar]

I am thinking about doing a remake of Smokey and the Bandit but instead of Coors Est of the Mississippi, it will be about an effort to smuggle an 18 wheeler full of plastic straws into LA

 

[OrangeTsar]

We got your back.

Oh you beat me to it

 

[hog88]

Does the NYAG's office have a history of politically motivated investigations/prosecutions or is this a new trend with the current fruitcake?

NY AG launches gas price gouging investigation into the oil industry

 

[DancingOutlaw]

Does the NYAG's office have a history of politically motivated investigations/prosecutions or is this a new trend with the current fruitcake?

NY AG launches gas price gouging investigation into the oil industry

I feel like the NYAG has become the 9th circuit of goofy investigations. Do they have an ETA on putting stupid dumdum obvious criminal Trump in jail yet?