Morgantown - Furniture Abatement

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This is hilarious. Pertaining to the LSU/WVU game. This is an official statement:

Fire Marshal Announces Furniture Abatement Measures to Cut Back on Malicious
Burning-Fire Marshal Ken Tennant and the Morgantown Fire Department issued abatement orders in three sections of town Monday.

MORGANTOWN - The Morgantown Fire Marshal Division announced Monday that it will
order a furniture abatement order to be in effect from 8 a.m. on Sept. 22 until 8 a.m. on Sept. 26
to prevent unlawful and malicious fires.
Residents in student housing areas of down and the downtown section of Morgantown will be
ordered to remove any interior furniture, debris, construction materials, tables, or other
combustible materials from their porches, balconies, lawns, or any other property covered in the
property's lease.

"In the past, particular areas within Morgantown have been plagued with thousands of
intentionally set street fires," states the Order of Abatement. "Many times these malicious fires
have extended to private properties and have caused considerable property damage resulting in a
severe risk to life safety."
 
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They will be a perfect fit in the SEC.....Hell some of our dipsh'*t fans can show em how to burn a mattress with the best of em.
 
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Not surprising. I've been through W.Virginia once and have no interest in going back.
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Has anyone ever seen the documentary the Wild and Wonderful Whites? Its about a family from West Virginia, and WOW. Crazy people. But I know some areas in Unicoi and Carter Counties in Tennessee that are on par with these folks.
 

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