One of my favorite lines is:
What is it about the gates of hell that beckons people to walk through??? Smuckers rasberry jam. With a name like smuckers it has to be good!
This is from the MST3K guys. They sell audio commentaries on here that you can play with the movie, so they're not just limited to public domain B-movies anymore.
I've still got a small collection that I add to every once in a while. BTW, I don't agree with those that think that Mike was terrible and Joel was the end-all-be-all. Mike did have the advantage of being on the show after it got more polished, but I think the dropoff after Joel left was negligible.