Murfreesboro man arrested after attempted sex with ATM, picnic table

[golfballs]

Police: Man tried to have sex with ATM, picnic table - WKRN News 2

A man was arrested at a Murfreesboro bar Friday night for attempting to have sex with an ATM and later a picnic table.

According to the arrest report, Lonnie Hutton, 49, walked into the Boro Bar and Grill on Greenland Drive and up to the ATM.

He pulled down his pants and underwear, exposing his genitals, and then attempted to have sexual intercourse with the ATM, the report stated.

Responding officers found Hutton, still nude from the waist down, walking around the bar, thrusting his hips in the air.

Officers took Hutton outside and told him to sit at a wooden picnic table.

The report stated he “exposed himself again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table.”

 

[YorkVol]

Well, I've been drunk, but never that drunk.

 

[golfballs]

You read this kind of headline and expect it to be a Florida man.

 

[BearCat204]

At least it wouldnt complain about his size

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Those ATM machines have it coming. So provocatively dressed.

 

[hohenfelsvol]

I would love to crack a joke about an ATM or picnic table but fear my misplaced off color humor might be reported to Michelle.

 

[ToineMac]

Molly

 

[AirVol]

dear lord, what's wrong with people?

 

[Vol8188]

I hope he used lubricant.

 

[Gramps]

Viagra, liquor and acid don't mix.

 

[Vol8188]

You know materialism has gotten out of control when people start f###ing ATMs.

 

[hohenfelsvol]

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[vader]

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This thread just got much better.

So, what are the odds that this guy is a Vols fan and posts here?

 

[orangeblooded2]

If it don't fit they must Acquit.

 

[McDad]

Did the ATM charge a fee for withdrawl?

 

[Gramps]

This thread just got much better.

So, what are the odds that this guy is a Vols fan and posts here?

More like a Bama fan, and yes the thread got much better.

 

[golfballs]

This thread just got much better.

So, what are the odds that this guy is a Vols fan and posts here?

My guess is it's OrangeDaddy.

Lonnie, when you get out of jail and read this thread, reveal yourself to us.

 

[Vol8188]

My guess is it's OrangeDaddy.

Lonnie, when you get out of jail and read this thread, reveal yourself to us.

Isn't Grizz known for his low sexual standards? Has anyone heard from him today?

 

[golfballs]

Well that would be my initial guess, however I believe Grizz is of another skin tone.

 

[YorkVol]

I would love to crack a joke about an ATM or picnic table but fear my misplaced off color humor might be reported to Michelle.

It was a white picnic table so you are okay.

 

[Grey_pilgrim]

This thread just got much better.

So, what are the odds that this guy is a Vols fan and posts here?

Probably webbvol if I had to guess. Last time he was on here he said he had just got out of jail for cooking meth. And he hasn't posted anything in a while so...

 

[GreveHaller]

I saw a pic of it in this month's Nude Picnic Tables. Pretty hot. Cant blame the guy.

 

[Aavoxx]

I'm sorry. I'll do better.

 

[volfanhill]

Probably saw a man kiss an ATM on tv and well you know the rest

 

[golfballs]

Probably saw a man kiss an ATM on tv and well you know the rest

It's a slippery slope