My Bama Mastercard Commercial... how funny is this.

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lacrossepro70

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My new MASTERCARD commercial
Nick Saban- 40 mill.


Paying the players- 10 mill.



Hunting equipment- .5 mill.



Oral hygene-0$



Coloring books for students- 100,000$




Beating the Crimson Tide in Tuscolusa in front of 80,000 of the biggest bunch of rednecks ever seen... absolutely PRICELESS.
 
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That is great! I am a TN plus a HUGE Miami Dolphins fan, so I have that much less respect for Miami and Saban. Ugghhh I am still ticked..lol
 
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My new MASTERCARD commercial
Nick Saban- 40 mill.


Paying the players- 10 mill.



Hunting equipment- .5 mill.



Oral hygene-0$



Coloring books for students- 100,000$




Beating the Crimson Tide in Tuscolusa in front of 80,000 of the biggest bunch of rednecks ever seen... absolutely PRICELESS.

Trying to think up a Bama joke - 3 Days
Taking the time to type it out - 2 hrs
Making fun of a UT fan trying to spell - Priceless!
 
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..being a Alabama Fan on a TN fansite....yall sure can get defensive..is that b/c u are used to being made fun of? lol
 
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haha do you really think I care how to spell your retard of a city?? This took me 2 minutes to think of and type. It took your two months to find a coach. You're lucky y'all didn't get the death penalty for cheating. I pity Bama.
 
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So in the words of drunk UT fans after beatin Bama, singin along to Lynard Skynard... F U Alabama...
 
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You know I was actually trying to be funny and left out the :p .

Anyway I do have one tooth to go brush at this time. Bye.
 
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I'm guessing you live in Tennessee based on the way your reacting. Very few Bama fans would be this cool about this sorta thing. Like seriously I figured we'd be at death threats by now haha.
 
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I'm guessing you live in Tennessee based on the way your reacting. Very few Bama fans would be this cool about this sorta thing. Like seriously I figured we'd be at death threats by now haha.

LOL! Funny you say that because I live about 5 minutes from the Chattanooga, Tn. line. I seriously get along with most UT fans, beides my brother in law. Me and him, well lets say we dont watch the UT, Bama game together.:boxing2:

On the other hand I LOATHE auBarn fans!!! :bash:
 
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atleast he does not refer us to the "typical tennesse fans" I effin hate when ppl do that...my entire family lives in athens, ga...i have to hear enough crap as it is..lol
 
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LOL! Funny you say that because I live about 5 minutes from the Chattanooga, Tn. line. I seriously get along with most UT fans, beides my brother in law. Me and him, well lets say we dont watch the UT, Bama game together.:boxing2:

On the other hand I LOATHE auBarn fans!!! :bash:



ah, i live in good ole chatt-vegas!
 
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LOL! Funny you say that because I live about 5 minutes from the Chattanooga, Tn. line. I seriously get along with most UT fans, beides my brother in law. Me and him, well lets say we dont watch the UT, Bama game together.:boxing2:

On the other hand I LOATHE auBarn fans!!! :bash:

The only bigger redneck fans than Tennessee, Georgia, Flordia, Bama, etc. is Auburn. My lord they don't have as many fans, but I guarantee you Jethro is one of them.
 
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i have been to tons of games...i cannot stand LSU, Florida, or AU fans.....LSU fans all think they are cajun and a "pimp" and they think they can spell go, GEAUX....Florida just wear cut off jeans..i mean WTF..and think its cool to throw bottles of piss at other ppl..and they think Tebow is a God....and need i say anything about AU fans???lol
 
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Trying to think up a Bama joke - 3 Days
Taking the time to type it out - 2 hrs
Making fun of a UT fan trying to spell - Priceless!
lacrossepro has like a 140 I.Q. and passed some AP classes in HS. He KNOWS how to spell Tuscaloosa.:birgits_giggle:
 
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I will say I find it funny that people from tennessee and alabama call each other rednecks and get defensive when called a redneck.
 
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Marching Band: 1 million dollars
Defensive Line: 2 million dollars
Coach: 40 million dollars
Claiming national titles for multiple loss seasons: priceless.
 

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