My Nightmare

[rebelman25]

True story. About 3 days ago, I had a dream or nightmare I would call it. First off, I was born a little west of Knoxville (Oak Ridge area) but started listening to the Lady Vols on AM radio back in the late seventies. I live in Florida now and have for the past 33 years but still a die hard Vol fan. The only coaching that I have done is softball, recreational and competitive. However, every time that I pitch a bottle into the recycling bin, I tell my roommate to "Get Holly Warlick on the phone" (Now mind you that I am a 50 year old disabled man), because she might want to sign me to play. So, the other day, and this really bit me in the ass. I told roommate to keep his phone on 'cause Kelly might call and want to hire me. That night, no lie, I was having a dream where I had about 10 manila folders in my hand, standing by a lake, gentle breeze blowing and I was supposed to organize the UCONN women's basketball stats. The next thing I know is that I am sitting in what looked like a movie theater next to Geno and he had his arm around me and we were watching game film as he was training me! Oh hell no! I woke it and trust me, I was mad.

 

[preacherrandy]

Like Lawrence Taylor said in The Waterboy, "This brings me to my next point kids, Don't do crack." (Or something to that effect.)

 

[lvocd]

True story. About 3 days ago, I had a dream or nightmare I would call it. First off, I was born a little west of Knoxville (Oak Ridge area) but started listening to the Lady Vols on AM radio back in the late seventies. I live in Florida now and have for the past 33 years but still a die hard Vol fan. The only coaching that I have done is softball, recreational and competitive. However, every time that I pitch a bottle into the recycling bin, I tell my roommate to "Get Holly Warlick on the phone" (Now mind you that I am a 50 year old disabled man), because she might want to sign me to play. So, the other day, and this really bit me in the ass. I told roommate to keep his phone on 'cause Kelly might call and want to hire me. That night, no lie, I was having a dream where I had about 10 manila folders in my hand, standing by a lake, gentle breeze blowing and I was supposed to organize the UCONN women's basketball stats. The next thing I know is that I am sitting in what looked like a movie theater next to Geno and he had his arm around me and we were watching game film as he was training me! Oh hell no! I woke it and trust me, I was mad.

Wow. I haven't ever had a nightmare quite that scary. Are you going to be okay?

 

[larjoranj]

 

[The Crimson Cried]

Dude, that is... *searches for euphemism* ... unique?

 

[FrozenLVFan]

Another case where using the Ignore button won't cause anyone to miss out on anything important in the future.

 

[firedog28]

Just say NO!!!

 

[mcannon1]

Haha Rebelman! Glad you awakened.

 

[TenUhSee]

 

[NATHAN05]

 

[creekdipper]

Now I'm scared that I'm going to have a nightmare about your nightmare.

 

[RollerVol]

that's too funny rebel...the mind is a precious thing to waste...glad you finally woke up...

GO LADY VOLS!

 

[woodpusher]

True story. About 3 days ago, I had a dream or nightmare I would call it. First off, I was born a little west of Knoxville (Oak Ridge area) but started listening to the Lady Vols on AM radio back in the late seventies. I live in Florida now and have for the past 33 years but still a die hard Vol fan. The only coaching that I have done is softball, recreational and competitive. However, every time that I pitch a bottle into the recycling bin, I tell my roommate to "Get Holly Warlick on the phone" (Now mind you that I am a 50 year old disabled man), because she might want to sign me to play. So, the other day, and this really bit me in the ass. I told roommate to keep his phone on 'cause Kelly might call and want to hire me. That night, no lie, I was having a dream where I had about 10 manila folders in my hand, standing by a lake, gentle breeze blowing and I was supposed to organize the UCONN women's basketball stats. The next thing I know is that I am sitting in what looked like a movie theater next to Geno and he had his arm around me and we were watching game film as he was training me! Oh hell no! I woke it and trust me, I was mad.

I analyze data for a living. I think I don't get paid enough. It sounds like a great opportunity.

 

[Tennesseefan2019]

 

[james_govols]

Did anything sexual happen between you and Geno in said movie theater?