My wife found something for me at a yardsale today...

[1Big_Orange_Fan]

....something to wipe my feet on. Go Vols!

 

[LargeOrange1]

....something to wipe my feet on. Go Vols!

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Cut it into squares.....save your Charmin.

 

[Arrested Devolopment]

....something to wipe my feet on. Go Vols!

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Garbage?

 

[Tman44]

Cut it into squares.....save your Charmin.

You would really let that come into contact with ........ ???? Isn't that a way to catch a disease?

 

[the_todd]

If she’s willing to waste money on stupid $hit like that, she may have a spending problem. Should play it safe & go ahead & divorce her now…… before it gets out of hand

 

[vols72]

Extra butt wiping material for the liquor sh###
Later

 

[BruisedOrange]

In my excitement, gotta stop skimming and read more carefully.

Thought for sure this thread said "Found a wife for me at a yard sale"

 

[VetVol]

At least it will make you vomit and purge your stomach BEFORE you get into the house.

 

[volsfan24017]

....something to wipe my feet on. Go Vols!

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I wouldn't wipe my ass on that....lol!

 

[vol24/7/365]

....something to wipe my feet on. Go Vols!

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WTH. Hope you plan on burning it

 

[volfeeva]

Jersey could have belonged to Steve Spurrier. Was there a beaten up sun visor near by ?

 

[VOLINVONORE]

....something to wipe my feet on. Go Vols!

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Did you burn it?

 

[RavinDave]

....something to wipe my feet on. Go Vols!

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And later set on fire.

 

[1Big_Orange_Fan]

Did you burn it?

Well, after watching the turd we laid out last night I think I'll save it until next time my dog does the same and use it appropriately.

 

[mscc1998]

Sorry, it didn't work.