N. Korea Detonates 40 Years Of GDP

[OrangeEmpire]

N. Korea Detonates 40 Years Of GDP | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA—A press release issued by the state-run Korean Central News Agency Monday confirmed that the Oct. 9 underground nuclear test in North Korea's Yanggang province successfully exploded the communist nation's total gross domestic product for the past four decades.

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"This is a grand day for the Democratic Peoples Republic Of Korea, whose citizens have sacrificed their wages, their food, and their lives so that our great nation could test a nuclear weapon thousands of feet beneath our own soil," read an excerpt from the statement. "Now the rest of the world must stand up and take notice that the DPRK, too, is capable of decimating years of its wealth at any given moment."

"This fraction-of-a-second blast is what I, and my parents before me, have given up everything to achieve," said tractor driver Chin Lee-Park, whose machine was cannibalized for bomb derrick parts in 1997.
"It is truly a great day for North Korea," added Lee-Park, who then died due to a combination of malnutrition and tuberculosis.

 

[MG1968]

the sad irony here is that this might not be that far from the truth.

 

[therealUT]

It is pretty sad when your GDP ranks below Ethiopia, Guatemala, and the Congo, and your country is still hell bent on developing and testing nuclear weapons.

 

[CSpindizzy]

When you are a Marxist, you are not too concerned about GDP comparisons to other nations. When you are N Korea, you do not care about the little details. The elite get what they want in selling arms, drugs, pirated goods, etc. Keep the people dumb and brainwashed and you have little to worry about.