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My best friend has a 12 yr old daughter who by reasons unknown to him is a huge Nama fan. He has tried to change her and get her on vol ball but isn't working. Any suggestions?
 
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Put her up for adoption? Jk


Tell him to just be persistent. Bama is good right now and we're not so it's not "cool" to be a vol fan for young people. In the next few years that will change
 
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vol445 said:
My best friend has a 12 yr old daughter who by reasons unknown to him is a huge Nama fan. He has tried to change her and get her on vol ball but isn't working. Any suggestions?
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Nothing wrong with that. Nama's has great sushi.
 
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DocVOLiday said:
Put her up for adoption? Jk


Tell him to just be persistent. Bama is good right now and we're not so it's not "cool" to be a vol fan for young people. In the next few years that will change
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Nail on the head. My son is 13 and gets a ton of grief about being a UT fan. On the bright side, he's always been of pretty quick wit for his age, and he's now getting that much sharper with his retorts.
 
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vol445 said:
My best friend has a 12 yr old daughter who by reasons unknown to him is a huge Nama fan. He has tried to change her and get her on vol ball but isn't working. Any suggestions?
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It may be something simple for that 12 year old. She may not really like Bama but might just like their uniforms. Maybe a school classmate likes Bama and she is influenced by that.
 
#8
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my sister did the same just to piss off my mom (with some encouragement from my bama grad aunt). She'll grow out of it
 
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I suggested he go home assault his wife for giving birth to a Nama fan. He said he couldn't do that so I suggested a fertility dr to see what's wrong with his spermizodes
 
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Take her to visit the state. When she sees for herself what Alabama fans look like she will be singing Rocky Top all the way home.
 
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Obviously, he didn't start brain-washing her early enough in life! My children were SOOO programmed from infancy that nothing short of electro-shock brain therapy could ever change their allegiance IMO.
 
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I would never force my kids to pull for Bama, or any team for that matter. Life is too short to give a shoot about stuff like that.
 
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GOT TWELVE? said:
I would never force my kids to pull for Bama, or any team for that matter. Life is too short to give a shoot about stuff like that.
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Father/Brother/Grandfather/Uncle Of The Year Award goes to.......


Got Twelve?




Any other week bro. Not this one.
 
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When I was growing up I never cared for the Vols even though I was from our great state. It wasn't until I joined the Military and moved away that I found an appreciation rooting for the home team. I went from rooting a little to being a die hard fan. I have an ex wife from the NE and yet, my 3 kids are all Vols fans. Sometimes you just have to let them see the error of their ways on their own.
 
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Well we can all agree on one thing. She doesn't like bama for thier uniforms. Some people just don't want the hassle of defending thier team against retards. That's why young ones are very very susceptible to the bandwagon
 
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For as long as this young lady can remember UT has stunk and Bama hasn't. Just like in the late 90's early 2000's there were a lot of new UT fans.
 
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Employ diabolic tactics. Sweetly assure the child you'd like her to be a Vols fan but she's free make her own choices. Pat her on the head, give her a hug.

In the dead of the night, put on an Alabama jersey, a devil's mask, and carry a stiff rubber pitchfork. Don't forget a small sized flashlight that can actually fit comfortably in your pocket.

Slip silently into her room and sit on a chair close to the door and the light switch. Shine the flashlight below your chin so the mask and jersey are both visible in the dark room In deep but low voice repeat the word "Crimson Tide" until she awakens. When she glances your way, arise say "Crimson Tide" louder.
When she screams, turn the room lights on to temporarily blind her, then off and scoot out the room.

Ditch the mask and jersey in a positioned bag and stuff it into a trash can or some other hidden place. Rush to her room to find out what's the matter. Don't take her story seriously, just laugh but also try to comfort her. Thenceforth, refer to Alabama as the Crimson Devil instead of Tide.

If this doesn't cure her, play Rockytop on player in very, very, very low settings. This creates a subliminal message as she sleeps. Do it nightly for 14 days.

This isn't child abuse, it's non-invasive brain surgery.
 
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I wouldn't worry, once Alabama falls from their national dominance again (and it will happen at some point) they will lose half of their fan base due to bandwagoners.
 
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Just bring her to a game at Neyland stadium if she's never been. I guarantee you after she's been there a time or two, she'll be a fan. But make sure it's a SEC game, like the one this past Saturday with the crowd into the game and all. If this still doesn't work, then maybe there's no hope for her.
 
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