Need LSU Joke About Brain Surgery

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8T4 Vol

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Good evening Vol Fans! I'm doing a funeral next weekend for best friend's Mom. She loved the Tigers AND me. Earlier this year, I read a joke in another thread about a man getting brain surgery for a woman he loved who was a LSU fan.

Does someone have the joke in its entirety? The family said I could use it next Friday.

Good and Godly people.
 
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8T4 Vol said:
Good evening Vol Fans! I'm doing a funeral next weekend for best friend's Mom. She loved the Tigers AND me. Earlier this year, I read a joke in another thread about a man getting brain surgery for a woman he loved who was a LSU fan.

Does someone have the joke in its entirety? The family said I could use it next Friday.

Good and Godly people.
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They would have received a more well rounded, fan fare if they would called it, "Brain Salad Surgery"
 
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Is this it, @8T4 Vol ?

Halph66 said:
We can't agree on which team to cheer for, but this I think we can all agree with.

A Cajun man fell in love with the girl of his dreams. They were perfect for each other, except for one minor problem: He was an LSU Tiger fan and she was a Florida Gators fan. He decided to make the ultimate sacrifice and become a Gator fan.
He went to a doctor and asked if there was an easy way to do this medically. The doctor replied, "Yes, it's a very simple procedure. What we do is go in and remove half your brain. When you wake up, you will be a Florida Gators fan."
The Cajun man agrees, and the next week goes into surgery. After he wakes up the doctor comes up to him concerned. "Sir, I apologize, but there was a mix-up with the scalpel. Instead of removing half your brain we removed 3/4 of it. How do you feel?"
The man sat up, looked around, and said "ROLL TIDE !!!"
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Maybe this one?

A man fell in love with the girl of his dreams. They were perfect for each other, except for one minor problem: She was an Ole Miss fan and he was a Tennessee Volunteers fan. He decided to make the ultimate sacrifice and become a Rebels fan. He went to the doctor and asked if there was an easy way to do this. The doctor replied, "Yes, it's a very simple procedure. What we do is go in and remove half your brain. When you wake up, you will be an Ole Miss fan."

The man agrees, and the next week goes into surgery. After he wakes up the doctor comes up to him concerned. "Sir, I apologize, but there was a mix-up with the scalpel. Instead of removing half your brain we removed 3/4 of it. How do you feel?" The man sat up, looked around, and said "GEAUX LSU!"
 
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VFL-82-JP said:
Maybe this one?

A man fell in love with the girl of his dreams. They were perfect for each other, except for one minor problem: She was an Ole Miss fan and he was a Tennessee
VFL-82-JP said:
Maybe this one?

A man fell in love with the girl of his dreams. They were perfect for each other, except for one minor problem: She was an Ole Miss fan and he was a Tennessee Volunteers fan. He decided to make the ultimate sacrifice and become a Rebels fan. He went to the doctor and asked if there was an easy way to do this. The doctor replied, "Yes, it's a very simple procedure. What we do is go in and remove half your brain. When you wake up, you will be an Ole Miss fan."

The man agrees, and the next week goes into surgery. After he wakes up the doctor comes up to him concerned. "Sir, I apologize, but there was a mix-up with the scalpel. Instead of removing half your brain we removed 3/4 of it. How do you feel?" The man sat up, looked around, and said "GEAUX LSU!"
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Volunteers fan. He decided to make the ultimate sacrifice and become a Rebels fan. He went to the doctor and asked if there was an easy way to do this. The doctor replied, "Yes, it's a very simple procedure. What we do is go in and remove half your brain. When you wake up, you will be an Ole Miss fan."

The man agrees, and the next week goes into surgery. After he wakes up the doctor comes up to him concerned. "Sir, I apologize, but there was a mix-up with the scalpel. Instead of removing half your brain we removed 3/4 of it. How do you feel?" The man sat up, looked around, and said "GEAUX LSU!"
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That’s the one!!
 
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