Next Week: "Lame Duck Bowl"

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Featuring two teams with a combined record of 6-16, 0-14 in the Southeastern Conference. Four of those wins have been against FBS competition. (Samford and Ga. State, are both FCS schools. Thus, if you combine the two teams' records, they'll barely be bowl-eligible after the game!) The coaches will both be looking for golf foursomes after the game, so the post-game handshake may include an exchange of contact information to facilitate the exchange of future tee times. The game will be held in cavernous, but likely empty Neyland Stadium. Good seats will be available by picking up tickets off the ground right before halftime.

Yes, the Lame Duck Bowl!! (sponsored by AFLAC, and the letters "F" and "U"). DON'T Miss it!!
 
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The UK players actually love Joker Phillips, expect a strong effort from that UK team to try and send out Joker with a win
 
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Maybe we should do what KY did last year and just put CP in at QB for the whole game, he couldn't do much worse than what we have now.
 
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Leave Punk-Ass Bray at home with Devrin and Sunseri. Hell, I'd vote for letting Derrick Broadus play QB for the 1st half. Make it interesting.
 
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LOL the mid field handshake should be a resume swap! A lot of coaches are going to be attending job fairs
 
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There's gonna be a whole lot of crappy on the field in Neyland next week. Let's just hope for an injury-free game to call it one terrible season and two abysmal coaching hires.
 
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How many overtimes do they play before they flip a coin? That is about the only way either one will win this game.
 
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My hope is that Tyler throws for 800 yards......ya know just to shore up his Heisman bid....
 
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