Apologies in advance for this, but the damn tune is stuck in my noggin...
Robert Neyland,
P-O-T-S Marching Band,
John Ward callin' out "To the checkerboards"
Fulmer and the Natty,
Big Orange is Vandy's daddy,
Just ask good ol George Cafego.
Kiffin chasing coeds,
Burning mattresses (sans the beds),
I heard somewhere Gruden's on a flight.
Dooley and the Bricklayer,
Beldar's head shaped like a tater,
Can't forget the Schiano-no-no.
Heupel dialing up some thrills,
NIL and dollar bills,
Rocky Top, Go Vols, the future looks bright.